Bears DB Haha Clinton-Dix Never Got His Diploma Because He Owes Alabama '1$'
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Chicago Bears DB and Crimson Tide alum, Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, never got his college diploma. Why, you might ask? Did he not fulfill enough credits to graduate? Did he not walk the day of the ceremony? No, he owes Alabama $1.00. Or as he says "1$"...



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Originally published on TigerDroppings.com

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25 Comments
This just seems absurd to me. How is this even possible. I’m flabbergasted, stoned, and confused. Certainly a dollar wouldn’t prevent anybody from getting their degree?
Reply3 months
another dumb gump
Reply3 months
what did they expect out of someone named ha ha with a hyphenated last name?
Reply3 months
Monica lewinsky loves Clinton DIX
Reply3 months
All I can say is Ha Ha !!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply3 months
You really thought that was funny
3 months
That was the final sale price of the Charger he got for attending.
Reply3 months
Based on the English used in the tweet and the “1$” I think we know why he didn’t graduate
Reply3 months
A dollar is about what it's worth.
Reply3 months
Well played
3 months
I’ll never forget the ‘12 BCS championship game when Herbie was talking about Ha Ha Clinton Dix, thought he was being facetious with the “ha ha” and the kids name was Clinton Dix. Perplexed me for a solid half hour as Bama crushed the Leprechauns
Reply3 months
He should be completely humiliated....but entitlement wins again...SMH
Reply3 months
If he types 1$, he doesn’t deserve his diploma.
Reply3 months
Ha Ha !
Reply3 months
He be smart! Stand yo ground!!! No one need a diploma... at least you hung on to that 1$ !!! You’ll show dem who’s boss!
Reply3 months
1$. That good Bama edumacation.
Reply3 months
Ha Ha
Reply3 months
He’s a smart dude, knows an Alabama degree ain’t worth the dollar...
Reply3 months
Just mail them $1. Problem solved
Reply3 months
Full scholarship and he owes them money.
Reply3 months
Just from that image I can tell that he shops online at Kohls and Amazon, has insurance with Allstate, banks with Priority Credit Union, Capital One Credit, Mercury MasterCard, Select Portfolio Servicing, shares his computer with Melvin, and myBama is currently offline due to maintenance. Oh, and the UofA sux for holding up his diploma for 1$. Too much info Ha Ha.
Reply3 months
Surprised he didn't just have a coach loan the money to him. Again.
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