Sammy Sosa Had Quite The 49th Birthday Party

Dude is like a real live cartoon at this point.

Apparently steroids also increase pigmentation and without is old Sosa is fading.

Joe Pesci meets Fred Flinstone

The one man neopolatin ice cream

Can’t believe he could hit a ball 400 ft

His girl looks like Jennifer Lopez ate that heavy set Judd sister.

Sammy Sosa had white the 49th birthday party.

In other news , their is a nationwide shortage of bleach

swingin' Sammy, from the south side.....

Give him a mustache and he's Raul Julia in Adams Family.

unrecognizable...

I didnt see this coming...

Sammy's white privilege offends me

He traded in baseball bats for real bats. He looks like a fricking vampire.

Due out at Christmas: How Baseball Turned Me From A Mexican to A Gay White Guy.

Damn Sammy...you took a page from Michael Jackson's book?

didn't know he took up bullfighting

Sammy is into Trannies Now??? Wtf

You ain’t white ........ so quit holdin ya arse tight

All that cash and that fat bitch is his choice? Looks like ahe ate the entire side of beef on that plate.