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Former MLB slugger Sammy Sosa had quite the party for his 49th birthday...



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The Boat97 months
He looks dead
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Dignan97 months
Agreed. He looks like a Weekend at Bernie's version of himself.
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Feelthebarn97 months
Sammy's white privilege offends me
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Amazing Moves97 months
Sammy Sosa had white the 49th birthday party.
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semperfitolsu97 months
Trying out for the new Dracula movie I see Sammy!!!
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BigPerm3097 months
He traded in baseball bats for real bats. He looks like a fricking vampire.
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NASA_ISS_Tiger97 months
Damn Sammy...you took a page from Michael Jackson's book?
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SECdragonmaster97 months
His girl looks like Jennifer Lopez ate that heavy set Judd sister.
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Skinny97 months
Give him a mustache and he's Raul Julia in Adams Family.
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Placebeaux97 months
Looks like Ricky Ricardo
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ShlikStyck97 months
didn't know he took up bullfighting
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KYINYOI97 months
Sammy is into Trannies Now??? Wtf
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The Mick97 months
Looks like the Joker without makeup
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Synchronicity97 months
Looks like a bartender from the lounge scene in Scarface.
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MountainCat97 months
The one man neopolatin ice cream
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Mulerider97 months
unrecognizable...
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The Torch97 months
Due out at Christmas: How Baseball Turned Me From A Mexican to A Gay White Guy.
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caliegeaux97 months
You ain’t white ........ so quit holdin ya arse tight
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TOSOV97 months
Lovin the Richie Valens hair style.
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Gumbo197 months
Apparently steroids also increase pigmentation and without is old Sosa is fading.
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SG_Geaux97 months
Dude is like a real live cartoon at this point.
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