Meet Alex Rodriguez's New Girlfriend

I'm good

In some pics, she looks sort of mannish….

how you go from j lo to that

he has a type.......and that type seems to pack a large man in the boat.

To be honest, I really don’t care who ARod pretends to like to have sex with.

She looks pissed.

Love these hot, ultra fit blonde chicks. So many of them out there now.

Yikes

What a bruiser she looks to be.

1 year, tops

Those poor girls of his. Made to pose with that female impersonator.

So a dude?

Arod nose women

Roided out just like him. Perfect match.

Such a manly face

My wife cringes at some of the descriptions that announcers use in football games because "no woman would want be called that" ( ie "big uglies" "he's a load") but...looking at the pics above...she's a "fire hydrant"

Oooooh, she’s an angry elf!

Bleh.

Hard pass.

He should just come out of the closet & quit with the fake blondes to take photo ops with every year to ward off inquiries...