Have You Ever Seen A Batter Announce Himself While Walking Up To The Plate?

Imagine the skanks he banged that night in his trailer.

Call me hand banana

His meatsword was almost exposed.

Looks like he’s selling bananas. Zip up, son.

Larry, why don't you just link the whole first page to Barstool already?

Barn door is open.

Pull up your zipper jackass

Google the Savanah Bananas. They are a minor league team that plays by its own rules.

Well, did he at least get a hit?

All right, that was awesome. And unfortunately, I detected an oversized banana hammock.