Have You Ever Seen A Batter Announce Himself While Walking Up To The Plate?

Looks like he’s selling bananas. Zip up, son.

Pull up your zipper jackass

Well, did he at least get a hit?

Google the Savanah Bananas. They are a minor league team that plays by its own rules.

All right, that was awesome. And unfortunately, I detected an oversized banana hammock.

Barn door is open.

Imagine the skanks he banged that night in his trailer.

Call me hand banana

His meatsword was almost exposed.

Larry, why don't you just link the whole first page to Barstool already?