Braves' Organist Plays 'Beat It' for Blue Jays Player Arrested for Public Masturbation
© Butch Dill-USA TODAY Sports
Toronto Blue Jays catcher Reese McGuire was arrested for public masturbation earlier this year after cops busted in a Florida parking lot. So, hats off to the Atlanta Braves organist, who played Michael Jackson's "Beat It" as his walk-up music last night...

(Barstool Sports)
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Originally published on TigerDroppings.com

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So a woman can pull out a tit in public and feed her kid but a guy can't feed his fist in a parking lot?
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"Beat it. Beat it. They told him not to publicly beat it. He showed them how funky, strong was his rash. But it doesn't matter, just arrest his ass...for beatin."
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From one great organ player to another
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OK that's hilarious
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In other news, Braves management caved to The Chop and Chief Knockahoma
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Be honest, how many penises have you seen on purpose?
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That was funny
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Sweet troll
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Oh wow... I didn’t realize this was frowned upon.
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"Officers say they asked Reese why he came to the parking lot instead of just going home ... McGuire responded that he 'did not know, it just seemed like a good place.'" :lol:
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Wait - beating it off in a parking lot by yourself is wrong?
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When is it right
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Well, if he got caught then I imagine he wasn’t by himself
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That is fantastic lol
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Different times. I remember the guy running the music I believe Chicago when Chuck Finley was having problems and divorcing Tawny Kitaen and he played Here I Go Again song as chuck was walking to the mound and he got fired.
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For you younger people she was in the Video for White Snake and she was Bad Ass.
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That guy's good. He's been on a Rush kick lately. I've heard Subdivisions, Fly By Night, and Free Will this week. His rendition of Aqualung is also pretty damn haunting.
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Savage
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the Organist needs a raise for that one
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He was told "Don't come empty-handed" and took it the wrong way. Welcome to life as a Florida man.
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By far Larry’s best headline. He must be out sick.
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Nice
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