Poll: What Will Be The Outcome Of The LSU-South Carolina Game?

Hey can we have a vote that says "I don't have a clue what will happen"

Just want to see a mobile QB.

LSU – 38
South Carolina – 9

On the way to Tiger Stadium, the South Carolina Gamecocks’ rolling chicken coup passed campus police giving field sobriety tests 13 times. Some that they were testing were prolly 8 or 9 years old. It was insane!

As the bus pulled into Tiger Stadium a lil ole lady in a walker hobbled in front of it and stopped. Coach Beamer and the driver were honking and waving at her to move. But she just kept standing there like that Chinese kid in front of the tank in Tiananmen Square.

Then she braced herself up against her aluminum cage and with both hands threw up a double fisted middle finger’s worth of FU! BAM! Granny gave Beamer and his rolling hen house both barrels.

The bus then started swaying, started rocking. It was surrounded by Fightin’ Tiger fans; old, young, male, female. The Golden Girls were even out there giving the ole heave-ho…damn they were hot. Even the old guy on Social Security who dreamed of joining the band was out there rocking and rolling. Reminded Beamer of the team’s after-game activity of tipping sleeping cows over in SC.

Then water balloons started pelting the cock coop. Wait a second...that wudn’t water…oh…gross! Beamer finally made it onto the field for pregame warmups and noticed that there was a bottle of whiskey on every empty seat. WTF?

The Gamecocks’ Trainer: Coach…wake up…we’re here.
Beamer: OMG…oh…okay, thank you.

Meanwhile, BK sensing he could no longer keep lying to the fans and the press about the condition of Nuss, sent a ball boy down to NOLA in search of some spiritual help...let’s say. He came back with a Voodoo gris-gris salve they cooked up for Nuss’s midsection. Nuss stayed doused in the stuff all week. He could be heard around midnight every night playing the bongos and dancing the jig around a bonfire.

And boy, did it work! Nuss went off for 400 yds and 4 TDs as the OL was truly able to implement the classic Cock Block all night long. Perkins and the Weeks Gang were foxes in the hen house. The Cock QB…Buyers...Basements…Cellars…what’s his name again? Sellers…damn it, was squawking and running for his life all night…5 sacks and only 16 total yds rushing!

As a plume of swirling feathers followed the Beamer bus outta town…Mike the Tiger smiled and picked his teeth with a chicken foot.

LSU 17
SC 16

“Pain” (insert Clubber Lang gif here)

I am going to keep hitting the button for win by 20. Maybe I will be right for Western Kentucky.

BTW, Nuss's issue is clear in that picture. His mechanics have digresssed. His balance has shifted forward too early, therefore eliminating part of his arm strength/velocity.
Its difficult to explain, but maybe someone with better wording can help make it simple.
Hes out of rhythm in his mechanics