This Is What Happens When A Softball Player Goes To Topgolf

She must be from San Antonio...

Slump buster

Swing form excellent, arse form gross. Larry, can we not have to see stuff like this?

now put a walnut between her legs....I wanna see dat

Could we share a rowboat? Could- could a rowboat support her? Would an average size rowboat support her without capsizing?

She has a low center of gravity.

Big ole woman.

What happens? God-awful form and no loft?

DAT arse

Well, the entire LSU team needs to sleep with her if it makes them play better defensively for sure.

W I D E L O A D

Loaded swing.

That's not exactly a great flight for an iron.

She put her butt into that one.

No, that's what happens when a softball player spends to much time in the buffet line at Golden Corral

There are times when words alone cannot adequately describe a physical abundance. This is one of those times.

If someone told her to haul arse it would take three trips

frick that's a big arse

THIIC

Where is the softball girl? Did the robust golfer eat her?