Paulina Gretzky's Pajamas Don't Look Like Your Pajamas

Weird implants

Yes. Yes she is

Put her in the bed with me, and she's not going to have those pajamas on for a very long.

Chick's got humongous feet. You could slap some gun boats on those puppies and sail them off to the Middle East.

Chick's got humongous feet. You could

Nice rack!

She looks like if she gets too close to a candle her entire face would melt off.

she is getting old where she has to paint her face

It's the same as ours. She just forgot to button her shirt. Also who wears a bra to bed???

Her dad was good at hockey

Walking dumpster. If you're as hot as you clearly think you are, you don't have to continue posting stupid photos of yourself every hour because the product would speak for itself! Daddy has to be so embarrassed! You're a 2.5 on my scale!

Gorgeous girl. Total package.

Sad empty eyes while trying to cling to some semblance of relevancy. Next decade is going to be rough on her.