Here's The List Of Phrases Banned From The Masters

Why is "Mashed Potatoes" on the list? Mashed potatoes - especially with heavy whipping cream and real butter - is all kinds of awesome.

I guess "Finish Himm" is okay

BALL HAIR!!!

Free boosie still in play

Mashed potatoes!! The masters suck.

But where are the body bags? Gary?

#2??? And #1 is Dilly Dilly? Is that what Augusta is going with? They ought to call that weak crap The Amateurs, not The Masters. Yell Dilly Dilly in 6 months in the middle of a Papal Mass and see if anyone notices. Doubt it. I’m pissed.

This is most assuredly fake.

Words you can’t say? Could golf get a bigger pussifcation?

At least you can still yell ‘Noonan’ when Sergio is putting.

I don't see "get in the hole" on the list. Glaring omission.

But Annika Sorenstam DOES love trapeze..... sooooo

Apparently "Go frick yourself" still flies. Good to know.

no "grab em by the pussy"? oh yeah, it's in Georgia.

I didn’t see “Hit em with the Hein”.

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