Danica Patrick Hosted 2018 ESPYS & Her Opening Monologue Was Rough

Wait, ESPiN making a terrible choice? No way Jay!

Dang, that was rough indeed. ESPN blows. If it weren’t for their college football games it would have no place on my cable lineup.

Her comedy is like her driving. Somewhat decent for a girl.

So they’re still going to shove this irrelevant bitch down our throats??

Meh...wasn't great, but wasn't terrible. Definitely not worthy of being skewered over. If you're going to blame anybody, blame ESPN and the producers who, for some reason, think that you can just stick anybody in front of a camera and expect them to perform like professional stand-up comedians. On that note, why the hell do they even have the hosts do a stand-up bit to start things off? Sure, throw in some witty lines throughout the night, but keep it about the sports. Of course, we know ESPN has sucked recently at keeping it about sports.

If they ever have the guts to bring Norm MacDonald back as host, i might watch.

ESPN is just a bunch of lesbians now.

Wasn't that bad. The LeBron joke bombed but she made it up with the JR Smith slam. Oh and her body just looks weird.

Damn this bitch crashes and burns in every job

What a nightmare

Still think she's hot!