Who's getting the Panasonic ER430K Nose/Ear Hair Trimmer?

This guy! (points to self)

Of all the packages that will be sent to my house this month, I would put this package slightly above my LSU Football season tickets.

It looks like I have Rapunzel trapped inside my nose, and my ears look like the Fern Grotto.

The Panasonic ER430K Nose/Ear Hair Trimmer has a vacuum that sucks the hairs in after they are trimmed.

If you see my mood suddenly improve over the next several days, you will know that the package arrived.