Towelie
| Favorite team: | LSU  |
| Location: | America's Wang |
| Biography: | |
| Interests: | Magic Basketball |
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| Number of Posts: | 19369 |
| Registered on: | 8/16/2007 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Attention single/unmarried OTers, woman is taking "husband applications"
Posted by Towelie on 10/22/26 at 8:44 am to tiggerthetooth
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re: New Skyscraper for Downtown Mobile (pic)
Posted by Towelie on 10/21/26 at 12:52 pm to Islandboy777
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New Skyscraper for Downtown Mobile
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I've never been in a car with my wife when she's driving so I don't actually know how she drives. Married 15 years and I drive 100% of the time if we're in the car together.
re: Drunk Vegas tourist steals flamingo from casino
Posted by Towelie on 10/19/26 at 5:55 pm to BregmansWheelbarrow
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That dude had sex with that bird
Is that even possible? Asking for a friend.
re: In 2007 LSU shut out Miss State, had two losses including an OT loss AT Kentuciy
Posted by Towelie on 10/19/26 at 8:49 am to I-59 Tiger
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Just incase you forgot.
In case you forgot LSU beat the breaks off Auburn last time we played, and also owns the series record of 33-24-1.
Should be 34-23-1 because Early Doucet got mugged.
I remember Bo Nix tried to throw a quick hitch against LSU and Derek Stingley read it early and jumped the route, would have been a beautiful pick 6 if Nix could hit the side of a barn.
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WTF is wrong with him?
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we keep treating him like a 5 year old
re: Spinoff: Automobiles you used to see often that have mostly vanished
Posted by Towelie on 10/15/26 at 1:25 pm to weagle1999
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A model that was seemingly everywhere but now appears mostly gone.
Ford Taurus
re: Fatigue is getting to me
Posted by Towelie on 10/15/26 at 1:04 pm to Higgysmalls
I stopped at Five Guys the other day with my wife. A couple of teens were in there being loud and acting like teens. After we left my wife was like OMG and I told her i wasn't really paying attention to them, I kind of filter them out.
She said I'm probably used to it because it reminds me of being back home in LA. I was like
She said I'm probably used to it because it reminds me of being back home in LA. I was like
re: Bill Murray A Course Called Ireland Oct 25 Paramount
Posted by Towelie on 10/12/26 at 10:33 am to SingleMalt1973
My buddy used to work the cart barn at Grand Cypress in Orlando back in the day. Said Bill Murray would roll up unannounced in a 65 Cadillac convertible with his clubs in the backseat, wearing a Masters caddy jumpsuit and play 18 by himself. He never made a big deal or asked for anything special when he was there, just walked in, paid for his round, and dropped $100 tips on everyone who helped him.
re: Do your girlfriends/wives lose things regularly?
Posted by Towelie on 10/12/26 at 8:18 am to VolsOut4Harambe
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I consequently just had to tell my boss that I need to work remotely this morning to take care of some shite.
re: Do you use foul language at home?
Posted by Towelie on 10/9/26 at 11:47 am to Ramblin Wreck
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How does a kid learn to speak that way?
School. My parents never cursed and I learned everything on the playground or riding the bus.
re: You ever wonder why there so many toothpaste kinds?
Posted by Towelie on 10/8/26 at 8:04 am to lsubatman1
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lsubatman1
You're the worst of all the trolls. At least BabyTac, Coyote, Mingo, etc. have put in the effort to craft a character to trigger people. El Gaucho and OysterPoBoy are funny. You just purposely misspell words. Do better.
re: What Car Do You Drive?
Posted by Towelie on 10/6/26 at 8:49 am to Boodis Man
Yellow Viper
Yellow Hummer
Yellow Benz
Yellow PT Cruiser
Yellow 'Lac on rims
Dropped Yellow Vette
Platinum Rolls Royce
Yellow Hummer
Yellow Benz
Yellow PT Cruiser
Yellow 'Lac on rims
Dropped Yellow Vette
Platinum Rolls Royce
Black Razr GOAT.
I went through 3 or 4 of them back in the day.
I went through 3 or 4 of them back in the day.
Keyshawn Johnson
re: 20 years ago today. The Superdome reopened after Hurricane Katrina.
Posted by Towelie on 9/25/26 at 9:57 am to Paul Allen
I was there. The energy in that building was amazing. When Gleason blocked the punt that place exploded. A top 5 experience in my life.
re: Anyone play old man golf?
Posted by Towelie on 9/24/26 at 1:55 pm to JohnnyKilroy
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a 250 yard drive is better than the VAST majority of amateur golfers
It's probably more like 220 but saying 250 makes me feel better.
re: Anyone play old man golf?
Posted by Towelie on 9/24/26 at 12:16 pm to Tornado Alley
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You never approach 100% power on a swing. Nice and smooth and easy, but not particularly hard. Maybe 70%.
You frequently hit higher lofted clubs and give up distance for predictability and playability. You also hit lower chip and pitch shots rather than anything in the air.
That's how I play. No more than 3/4 swing with every club, smooth and easy. I'll choose a choked down, smooth 7 iron over a full 9 if the situation allows. When I try to get after it I end up hitting it fat or a nasty shank most of the time. It's made hitting driver almost easy sometimes. It might only go 250ish but it'll be playable.
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