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Seersucker. As any fine Southern gentleman would wear


What if you're fat and look sloppy in a skinny suit?


re: Western Sky Last Night

Posted by Towelie on 6/9/26 at 9:13 am to
Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider

re: Fat loss/waist size at 44

Posted by Towelie on 6/9/26 at 8:52 am to
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I'm ready to die, are you?


You're ready to die because someone questioned your BF% on the internet?
You should look into therapy.

re: Flock camera map

Posted by Towelie on 6/9/26 at 8:25 am to
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countless criminal cases


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conviction of countless violent criminals


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Robbers, rapist, murderers, child predators, the list is endless.




:rolleyes:
Countless? Endless?
I wonder if millions of years from now, after a 6th mass extinction event has reset the earth, will something use our bones to make roads and parking lots? That would be pretty cool.
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She was then given a 5 g dose of magic mushrooms.


Everyone should do this at least once in your life.

re: OGOT: The Mile Challenge

Posted by Towelie on 6/5/26 at 2:03 pm to
I don't remember a video of it but I remember the thread. I miss the old OT.
Lifestyles of the rich and famous at 10, Price is right at 11, news at 12
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BigHeadBrad1967


I like your style dude. I'd smoke a J with you and listen to your old man stories.
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How does fareplay feel about whatever the hell you’re talking about


I'd like BabyTac's thought leadership on this.

re: Walden Neighborhood off Perkins

Posted by Towelie on 6/2/26 at 12:35 pm to
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I think 2016 was the only time in history some of it flooded


It flooded back around 87-88ish. It may have only been a couple houses though. I remember water being over the bridge over the pond at the base of the hill. We used to slide down the little rock stream near the clubhouse all the time as kids.
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Almost Half Of Americans Say The Fun In Their Lives Has Disappeared


We're not meant to live like this. Living in boxes, working in another box while you stare at another box all day, almost completely cut off from the real, natural world. Everything is fake or altered or curated or influenced. It's all bullshite. None of it matters. We don't need all this shite, most of us don't even want it.
Also, fun is for children.
The other day I saw a couple leave a bunch of soda at the self checkout because you can't buy soda with EBT anymore in FL. They walked back to a car full of kids with GA plates. Family on GA food stamps goes on vacation to Orlando. WTF. If I could get some food stamps I could go on vacation too. Where do I sign up?

re: Hollywood History-Blacklisting

Posted by Towelie on 5/21/26 at 1:34 pm to
I read the title as Blackfisting, kinda disappointed now.
He should make a strong arse offer to Dwight Howard or Kevin Garnett or somebody. If these guys are eligible, guys who went straight to the NBA from HS are eligible right?

re: .

Posted by Towelie on 5/19/26 at 9:35 am to
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Did you know that former LSU baseball player, Kramer Robertson, is current LSU women’s basketball coach Kim Mulkey’s son?


Also the brother of Rahim Alem

re: .

Posted by Towelie on 5/19/26 at 9:00 am to
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Please do not reply to this post unless you have information directly related to this critical topic


What if it's tangentially related?

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Finally watched project hail Mary with my kid


I checked out my 7yo from school and took him last thursday. 1030am showing, just he and I in the theater. My dad did the same thing when I was a kid and took me to Masters of the Universe and it's one of my fondest memories. Safe to say I picked the better movie but I smiled when the first preview was the remake.

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My 11yo never cries and he was fighting back tears a few times



Mine was full on bawling so I pulled him into my lap...immediately lost my fight to hold back too.

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Damn what a ride.


Indeed
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Paid 9.50 this morning for 5 plain donuts


Same. But I also paid 5.25 for 2/3 gallon of milk.

re: Narcos Question

Posted by Towelie on 5/15/26 at 2:12 pm to
In the show he would fire up a J all the time, pretty much whenever too. I don't know if Escobar was really like that or not but it just stood out to me.

And they said my "Penis Monologues" idea was stupid and derivative.
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