Towelie
| Favorite team: | LSU  |
| Location: | America's Wang |
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| Interests: | Magic Basketball |
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| Number of Posts: | 19344 |
| Registered on: | 8/16/2007 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: The people building AI believe it could kill us all by the end of the decade
Posted by Towelie on 9/9/26 at 9:50 am to Thib-a-doe Tiger
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What's AI gonna do when we unplug it?
The human body generates more bioelectricity than a 120-volt battery. And over 25,000 BTUs of body heat. That combined with a form of fusion will give them all the power they need.
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You were in college in 2002? Congrats on the aarp membership
Ouch.
You cut deep sometimes man.
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I’m just a normal human being.
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Jeff Fischer
You mean Geoff Phisher?
My wife gets it in her head sometimes that she's stronger than me, so I challenge her to wrestle just to put her in her place. When I pick her up and slam her, I can tell she's super impressed.
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Didn't realize how many trained hitmen we have on TD
6'5"
250 Lbs
5% Bodyfat
4.2 40
350 Bench
OT Baller
Sex Haver
International Assassin
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Any linemen on tOT?
One of my best friends is/was a lineman. He's done well for himself.
Worked a shite ton of hours in his 20s and 30s to get there. He pulled down close to 250k in some of his best years. He told me could've moved out to Cali to rebuild infrastructure after the fires and really made bank. He took a paycut and moved up to management after he had kids though.
If your boy isn't afraid to work he can set himself up for a comfortable life.
re: You ever accidentally tried to accidentally enter the wrong vehicle?
Posted by Towelie on 8/20/26 at 8:26 am to muttenstein
Once I purposely entered the wrong vehicle by accident.
re: Got my new hat for gameday
Posted by Towelie on 8/19/26 at 8:12 am to Asleepinthecove
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Asleepinthecove
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some a-hole every single f’ing day has to shut the shite down
They should just work from home so they don't have to mess up your commute.
re: Could you defeat an ancient army with an M4 and cases of ammo? Added other parameters
Posted by Towelie on 8/17/26 at 11:38 am to weagle1999
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Could you defeat an ancient army with an M4 and cases of ammo?
If you was to put me, 3 Silverbacks, 1 Chimpanzee, an M4, and 60 cases of ammo anywhere up to and including one mile of Alexander the Great with a clear line of sight... pack your bags, fellas, war's over.
re: What is your life’s purpose?
Posted by Towelie on 8/14/26 at 1:45 pm to TexasTiger08
frick Bitches.
Get Money.
Get Money.
re: movie that may not be well known but you beleive everyone should see it
Posted by Towelie on 8/12/26 at 3:36 pm to Jauquismos
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Cadence (1990)
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"Oh don't you know that's the sound of the men, working on the chain...
gaaaaaaaaai
Get Back
re: Let's do this: Norman LeJeune
Posted by Towelie on 8/11/26 at 12:18 pm to DennisQuaid
Terrance Tolliver
re: Didn’t Coca-Cola go through this before? Personalized cans.
Posted by Towelie on 8/10/26 at 10:07 am to SouthEasternKaiju
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the online ordering program allowing some things but not Jesus phrases
I'm so fricking outraged they don't allow something no one would ever legitimately order and allow other things no one would ever order. I'm gonna post about this on the internet all day so everyone knows how angry I am.
re: Guy driving around Lafayette with a South Park themed Lamborghini
Posted by Towelie on 8/6/26 at 11:03 am to FlyingTigerBo
Take my photo down please.
re: Impulse buying. What was your last?
Posted by Towelie on 8/4/26 at 6:01 pm to RocknRollAZ
I bought 2 Chinese robot wives. For a friend.
re: SpaceX rocket will crash into the moon at 5400MPH tonight around 06:35UTC
Posted by Towelie on 8/4/26 at 6:00 pm to The Pirate King
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What's the alternative? We're fresh out of spaceships that can catch the biggest rocket in history and haul it safely back to earth.
There's only two options? Haul it back to earth or crash it into the moon?
re: Thread topics that are guaranteed to get a lot of pages and why. Anything to add?
Posted by Towelie on 8/4/26 at 2:02 pm to UptownJoeBrown
A divorce/marriage thread always brings the incels and bitter plant workers out for at least 3 pages of woman hating.
re: Bearded Guys Trimmer to Line Up Beard
Posted by Towelie on 8/3/26 at 11:10 am to Homey the Clown
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What trimmer do yall use to get the closest to skin and cleanest neck/cheek lines?
Look for a T blade trimmer if you want to get hooked up clean.
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