Towelie
| Favorite team: | LSU  |
| Location: | America's Wang |
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| Interests: | Magic Basketball |
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| Number of Posts: | 19226 |
| Registered on: | 8/16/2007 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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just approved an email
I just got bumped up to Deputy Chairperson on our Email Drafting Council. I can't wait to throw around my new authority. Things are looking up for 2026.
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You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.
Michael J Cocks
I've been on this website for a long time and this is the most bitch-made shite I've ever seen. Pathetic.
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Got to love when women try to play thos crap off like they dont know what they are doing
You don't get huge arse implants to not show them off.
Nicest: Joe Burrow
Worst: Josh Allen
Worst: Josh Allen
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fareplay
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BabyTac
Both of you guys are rich enough to self insure so you're good with the minimum.
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My wife is a non-verbal autistic
re: Walt Disney World Golf?
Posted by Towelie on 12/8/25 at 8:31 am to FieldEngineer
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Everything fell apart on the back 9 though.
Been there, done that. I miss the days before they built all the houses around the course, just orange groves for miles. I spent so many Friday afternoons out there in my 20's on a mostly empty course. Play the tooth to warm up, front 9 on CC and then over to Panther Lake.
I got my wife the wrong kind of purse once and she just started crying, saying I didn't pay attention to her or some shite.
She can talk for literally 15 minutes non-stop and then she'll ask me after she's done, "So what do you think about that?". I timed her once when she was recording a whatsapp message to her sister. 23 minutes.
Goddamn shut the frick up woman. But she keeps herself tight, so, I can deal with it.
Goddamn shut the frick up woman. But she keeps herself tight, so, I can deal with it.
I bought a leaf blower not too long ago, get home and opened it, there was an old, used leaf blower inside. Someone had bought a new one, put their old one back in the box and returned it. I'm 99% sure BabyTac was responsible for that one too.
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Even in cooler weather, the water feels warm!
The water is cold AF even in the middle of summer.
re: Walt Disney World Golf?
Posted by Towelie on 11/24/25 at 1:24 pm to FieldEngineer
12 & 13 can ruin my day quickly.
On 12, unless you're pretty accurate with your driver, it'll be iron off the tee and then a blind second shot from a bad angle into a long skinny green with water immediately to the right. Too far left and you've got a downhill chip from the rough. I'm usually happy with bogey on 12. If you hit driver stay left of the waste area and you'll have a good angle on the green.
13 is a long par 3, all carry over the water and front bunkers to an elevated green. Take a club or two more than you think you'll need depending on the wind and play for the middle of the green and ignore the flag. I've lost way too many balls on 13.
On 12, unless you're pretty accurate with your driver, it'll be iron off the tee and then a blind second shot from a bad angle into a long skinny green with water immediately to the right. Too far left and you've got a downhill chip from the rough. I'm usually happy with bogey on 12. If you hit driver stay left of the waste area and you'll have a good angle on the green.
13 is a long par 3, all carry over the water and front bunkers to an elevated green. Take a club or two more than you think you'll need depending on the wind and play for the middle of the green and ignore the flag. I've lost way too many balls on 13.
re: Walt Disney World Golf?
Posted by Towelie on 11/24/25 at 8:45 am to FieldEngineer
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Orange County National
This over the Disney courses, especially for the price. I've always preferred Panther Lake. Crooked Cat has some shots that have gotten in my head over the years. I did play CC last week for the first time after the refurbishment and it's in primo condition right now.
re: Has anyone else experienced a gold digger and/or homewrecker destroying their family
Posted by Towelie on 11/18/25 at 11:48 am to Tiger Tailsman
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Tiger Tailsman
It sounds like you're the gold digger in this situation. Why do you care what your grandfather does with his money?
Costco Executive hours.... in and out before they even let the poors inside.
Taking 5g of albino penis envy and laying in bed with an eye mask and the John's Hopkins mushroom Playlist on my earbuds is the most amazing thing I've ever done and I highly recommend everyone try it at least once.
Wait, T-1000 is Peacemakers dad?
re: Legendary Baton Rouge rapper Young Bleed dead at 51 from brain aneurysm
Posted by Towelie on 11/4/25 at 6:57 pm to saint tiger225
re: Lafayette Folks- what is on fire?
Posted by Towelie on 10/14/25 at 12:55 pm to boosiebadazz
Girl, that's Juvenile, you don't know he on fire
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