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Tiger Tailsman


It sounds like you're the gold digger in this situation. Why do you care what your grandfather does with his money?

re: Costco>Sams

Posted by Towelie on 11/14/25 at 11:36 am to
Costco Executive hours.... in and out before they even let the poors inside.
Taking 5g of albino penis envy and laying in bed with an eye mask and the John's Hopkins mushroom Playlist on my earbuds is the most amazing thing I've ever done and I highly recommend everyone try it at least once.

re: These guys were brothers?

Posted by Towelie on 11/6/25 at 7:44 am to
Wait, T-1000 is Peacemakers dad?

Girl, that's Juvenile, you don't know he on fire

re: Anyone had a Cystoscopy

Posted by Towelie on 9/29/25 at 2:59 pm to
It isn't pleasant but I wouldn't say it's painful. I didn't have any effects afterward that I recall not counting the one they did for stent removal.
I think you should be able to make your tee time.

eta. They did a thing where they fill and drain your bladder a few times during one of mine that sucked but it was pretty quick.
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Can I have a brisket plate please?


I don't know. Can you?
My wife leaves the stickers stuck to the sink and I don't know why but it pisses me off.

re: The Wire

Posted by Towelie on 8/4/25 at 10:57 am to
If snot boogie didn't hook you just give up.

re: Do you have an inner dialogue?

Posted by Towelie on 8/1/25 at 8:31 am to
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Research suggests that 30% to 50% of people regularly experience an inner monologue or inner dialogue


I have a hard time comprehending that only 30 - 50% of people have no internal dialogue. What's going on in the majority of people's heads? Nothing? How do you solve a problem or make a decision without an internal dialogue?

re: steak and Ale in Metarie

Posted by Towelie on 7/21/25 at 11:33 am to
My roommate 20 years ago was the bar manager at a Steak and Ale down the street from us. Free drinks and 50% off food so I ate there at least 4 times a week until they closed overnight with no warning to the employees.
A few days after they went out of business I hear a bunch of clanking in the garage in the middle of the night. As part of his severance package he went and cleaned out every bottle of wine and liquor in the building. We drank good for 6 months or so.

re: Netflix - Shark Whisperer

Posted by Towelie on 7/21/25 at 11:01 am to
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the great white feeding on the dead whale


Holy shite that thing was massive. Literally could have swallowed her whole if it wanted.
I had Nintendo Power and The Sharper Image subscriptions
I watched every LSU football game on Youtube last season. Occasionally one would get taken down but then I'd just jump to the next one no problem.

re: Wedding ring no longer fits

Posted by Towelie on 6/11/25 at 3:39 pm to
When my ring starts to get tight I know I'm getting too fat.