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How do you keep a shark from interrupting your group swim? Shoot at him, if you're the coast guard...


(Barstool Sports)
Filed Under: Fishing
Originally published on TigerDroppings.com
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DeafVallyBatnR68 months
Just training
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Broadside Bob68 months
Of course, if you're Jim McElwain, you don't shoot the shark, you jump it.
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jatilen68 months
They must have recently watched Police Academy 5. Tackleberry did something similar.
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Boo Krewe68 months
Wish I did coast guard
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GeauxtigersMs3668 months
I loved it.
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drexyl68 months
You go in the unicorn floatie, unicorn floatie goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
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Placekicker68 months
Nicely done. Well played.
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Skinny68 months
Rev Sharpton and Rev Jackson are on the way.
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NPComb68 months
Bullet velocity changes radically after the 1st foot of water entry
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jeff589168 months
At that angle with that rifle, it’s not going to make a foot
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Impotent Waffle68 months
This is one of the most puddle pirate things I have ever seen.
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TFH68 months
Buncha puthies. Navy man would have mounted that shark. And then killed it and had it mounted. I kid. I know a lot of coasties who are good people.
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tiger10968 months
Shark lives matter. Protest!
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JG7705668 months
That looks like a sight seeing cruise in Hawaii. No wonder the other branches make fun of them
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Placekicker68 months
Oh boy. Just wait til the sjws get ahold of this one! Shark racists!! Hahahahahahahahaha.
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eelsuee68 months
That's a bunch of 18-22 year olds having fun. Anyone who doesn't think swimming in the ocean while shooting at sharks sounds fun probably leads a boring life.
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FlyinTiger9368 months
So, it is true what is said about Coasties. Look at that rainbow unicorn floatie.
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IH8ThreePutts68 months
That Unicorn Floatie lmao
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