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Alabama Football Players' Personal Lockers Are Like Flying In First Class
© John David Mercer-USA TODAY Sports
Alabama football players got new personal lockers that are nicer than my apartment...
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OSoBad60 months
Charger seats would have been more to their taste.
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tenderfoot tigah60 months
They already have those.
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Le Tenia60 months
Penis envy!
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OceanMan60 months
Imagine being this oppressed.
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tenderfoot tigah60 months
I prefer the LSU lockers.
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MWP60 months
But what you should love is knowing all about Alabama football on a LSU board. Thanks to Larry I learn more about Bama here than on Tidefans.
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DoubleDown60 months
In a few more years, we can just put Championship trophies in each of their lockers.
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TT960 months
That's true. We have so many
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NPComb60 months
“We?” What position did you play Gump?
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lsusteve160 months
Nah, the decline is real
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blueboxer111960 months
This is racist somehow. Racist bastards.
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Michael T. Tiger60 months
This is outrageous! How dare they spend money on this instead of giving it all to academics!
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Tshiz60 months
Huge Baton Rouge and LA symbol on it. I’ll allow it.
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Redbone60 months
And soon they will be taking a knee due to oppression.
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ninthward60 months
lol they just put a recliner in there.
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LSU$$$60 months
winner! If you open the picture up, you'll see that these recliners weren't integrated into the lock, but rather just shoved into that small space. The chairs block all the shelving. Hard to believe this is planned?
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Black n Gold60 months
When you say 'apartment', you really mean your mom's basement, right Larry?
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catnip60 months
I assume they all need a picture of themselves to find their locker?
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The 'crimson tide' is flying second class compared to LSU.
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Quatre Pot60 months
Of course they’d use Dylan Moses lol
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JesusQuintana60 months
Actually pretty cheesy. Just shoved a recliner in the existing lockers and covered up like half the storage. Yawn...
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Drizzt60 months
Moses needs to take the state of Louisiana off the door. That traitor is dead to us. World class pile jumper though.
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turnpiketiger60 months
These types are embarrassing to tiger fans everywhere.
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AustinKnight60 months
No sleep pods no care
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panzer60 months
This is sad
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TheTigershark60 months
Weird having the hometown states on there. Also looks tough to get to the shelves behind the chair. LSU now on a 2-0 win streak.
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siliconvalleytiger60 months
LSU made them do this. I’m amused by how we’re in their head now.
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