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Finland’s Remi Lindholm needed a heat pack at the end of his 50km race at the Olympics this past weekend to thaw out a particularly sensitive body part. Lindholm spent just under an hour and 16 minutes fighting through the course in howling, freezing winds, leading to his penis becoming frozen for the second time in a cross-country skiing race, following a similar incident in Ruka, Finland last year...
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“You can guess which body part was a little bit frozen when I finished ... it was one of the worst competitions I’ve been in,” he told Finnish media. “It was just about battling through."
(theguardian.com)
Filed Under: Winter Olympics
Originally published on TigerDroppings.com
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TigerCoon50 months
His penis is Finnished.
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BRgetthenet50 months
For the second time?
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TFH50 months
He likes the tingle as it thaws
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young man tiger50 months
“Mr. Lindholm, the bad news is that your penis has turned black. The worse news, is that it’s still the same size.”
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Placekicker50 months
Maybe he’s going commando because he thinks that he needs the reduced weight, but come on, nothing is worth risking THAT.
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Vacherie Saint50 months
How do you let something like that happen again? Wrap that bad boy up in a wool sock Like a spigot in a freeze, Remi!
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Koach K50 months
Twig. Not berries.
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dehsloot50 months
Now serving aggie cold cuts.
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theBru50 months
Nobody ever accused the Finns of being rocket scientists...
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Nix to Twillie50 months
There’s an ad for earrings right below the article and they look like 2 blue, frozen testicles. For a second I thought...
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Chicken50 months
I guess this dude has never heard of the penis sweater
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