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Lolo Jones, we'll see you in Milan and Cortina d'Ampezzo, Italy come 2026...
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SURPRISE SURPRISE IM BACK BABBBBBY

oh my gosh, pretty sure I’m a the OLDEST FEMALE TO EVER qualify for the US national Bobsled Team?! Can someone please check this?!!
Lol I’m so old I thought I was 41 and my friend was like girl you are 42 please google your age

The good news: older athletes don’t care if they’re crashed in a bobsled because WE ALREADY be waking up having back pain lol

Jokes aside This was really hard.

If you would’ve asked me a few months ago if I would go back to bobsled the answer was no. I was deeply hurt by some stuff that went down

But after I was the first person in their forties to qualify for the hurdles in Summer Track & Field Olympic Trials I knew I still had speed in these legs and a younger pilot reached out to me and asked me to come back to bobsled

God has helped me do things I never thought I’d do

After I made the team

I immediately called my sports agent and told him to get me a Skechers deal, an anti-inflation cream deal, a back brace... oh boy.

The Tom Brady retirement continues

ARE WE NOT ENTERTAINED?!!!! lol haters been telling me to retire for years and I just keep on pissing them off

Thank you guys for following me on this journey

Filed Under: Winter Olympics
Originally published on TigerDroppings.com
23 Comments
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Hightower13 months
That pussy gotta be TIGHT
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lsu for the win13 months
I’d love to find out
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LSUSkip13 months
I could hate on Lolo, but being an Olympian at 42 is awesome. I threw my back out the other night when I fell asleep on the couch.
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Hangit13 months
Lolo gets another bite at the advertising money. If she can pocket another few million, she will be set for life, and never have to get a job.
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JackieTreehorn13 months
She will never grow up.
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6R1213 months
Awesome for her. She never seems to grow older. Keeps working.
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wartiger200413 months
Good for her.
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theballguy13 months
The dream won't die. I applaud her for that. She just needs to quit pretending she's a vamp and just be herself.
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UncleLester13 months
Fun Fact: Lolo Jones and myself have the same number of Olympic Medals.
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6R1213 months
Except based on my guess, you never really had a chance to earn one unless it was by winning the T-Ball World Championship in Destin the week after the other World Championships were played. Bro, she's competing at 42, not sure why you complaining.
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His facts are correct, however.
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LSU0313 months
Now do world championships! She has two in bob sled and two in hurdles. How many do you have?
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Skinny13 months
Oh my god Lolo. You're too hott and too slow to be doing this at 42!
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BabyTac13 months
Congrats Lolo!!!! You’re an inspiration.
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jimmy the leg13 months
I like Lolo.
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Rex Feral13 months
I’m guessing Hope Solo’s roast beef is nothing to Lolo’s.
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Giantkiller13 months
I thought maybe it was that she got an actual job. Guess I was wrong again.
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Simpkjo12 months
Is she still a virgin?
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Koach K13 months
Jamaican bobsled team?
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Mr Happy13 months
It sorta feels like she's only doing this for the social media visibility.
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wallowinit13 months
And??
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Phase_413 months
Why can't she just take her 15 minutes of fame, and go into sleep mode?
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