Lindsey Vonn Bringing The Bikini Carwash To The Driveway

The closest she’s been to a white penis was when her dad was banging her mom.

You’re washing the car with the Windows down? How’s that workin our for ya?

I always wash my car with the windows down as well

Skank

At any moment a Chrysler 300 is about to roll up and ask for directions

Blacked

Yes, um, I'll have the super deluxe car wash, and some roast beef please.

She’s washing the inside, too. “Stories” like this make me wonder if TD has a contract with Barstool or some marketing firm to feature their IG posts as “stories” when all they are doing is trying to drive traffic to their clients’ sites.

She got a big black canine in that big black car

Of course she would prefer the BBC. Even in quarantine, Vonn goes for BBC time. (Big Black Car and Big Black Canine)

black SUV go figure.

I would have sex with her, sure, but she doesn’t give me perverted desires, like, wanting to sniff her panties, for example.

trying to stay relevant anyway she can

She’s Fing gross. Is there any dude she hasn’t banged?

I didn’t think the Communist Republic of Kalifornia allowed car washing.

What is your obsession with this chick when there are millions of hotter ones out there? Not saying she's not hot, but why don't you feature anybody else?

Damn- Isn't that slut's 15 minutes long gone?? Is someone being paid to put pictures of her out there?? Can we just forget about her?? There is much, much, better out there for us to see!

There will be a "leaked: video as well.

I mean, I would but I’m pretty gross

She looks better in ski gear.