Arkansas Punter Arrested For Urinating On Light Pole

by Larry Leo

August 29, 201511 Comments

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Arkansas freshman punter Blake Johnson was arrested early Saturday morning for public intoxication, minor in possession, and disorderly conduct...

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According to a police report, Johnson was found urinating on a light pole in a university parking lot at 1:39 a.m. by an officer. When the officer approached him and asked why he was urinating on the light pole, he responded “because I needed to go.”

(Yardbarker)

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BigGiantCrabAttack•127 months

Yeah cause Bert can control where his player takes a piss lol.

Roses of Crimson•127 months

You can take the hillbilly out of the hills but cant take the hills out of the hillbilly.

AgCoug•127 months

Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, ‘cause I've played on a lot of teams and I tell you people do that all the time."

Kentucker•127 months

Public intoxication + full bladder = disregard for social conventions.

TNTigerman•127 months

That's why they started wearing shoes in Arkansas a fear years ago - they didn't like the piss splattering on their bare feet.

SwayzeBalla•127 months

Bert is running a zoo

hogminer•127 months

Man what a thug.

paul02085•127 months

Tpos

DC Polaris•127 months

No manners in Arkansas