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Arkansas freshman punter Blake Johnson was arrested early Saturday morning for public intoxication, minor in possession, and disorderly conduct...
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According to a police report, Johnson was found urinating on a light pole in a university parking lot at 1:39 a.m. by an officer. When the officer approached him and asked why he was urinating on the light pole, he responded “because I needed to go.”


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Bert is running a zoo
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Man what a thug.
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Public intoxication + full bladder = disregard for social conventions.
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You can take the hillbilly out of the hills but cant take the hills out of the hillbilly.
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Tpos
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Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, ‘cause I've played on a lot of teams and I tell you people do that all the time."
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That's why they started wearing shoes in Arkansas a fear years ago - they didn't like the piss splattering on their bare feet.
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Yeah cause Bert can control where his player takes a piss lol.
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No manners in Arkansas
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You recruit your own problems
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Sounds like Bert is running a tight ship...
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