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Pitch Parker Jones an NIL deal
Posted on 1/2/25 at 8:08 pm
Posted on 1/2/25 at 8:08 pm
I'm drawing a blank and can't' come up with anything clever, but somebody should definitely get on GeorgiaDogs.com and fill out a fictitious NIL deal with Parker Jones, however
Hello,
I own a car dealership in Roswell. I would like to partner with Parker Jones on an NIL opportunity. I will give Parker Jones $50 if he comes up to my office and let's me punch him the face. Not as hard as I can. Just pretty hard. I look forward to working with the university and also punching Parker Jones in the face. Thank you for your time.
(best I could come up with)
Hello,
I own a car dealership in Roswell. I would like to partner with Parker Jones on an NIL opportunity. I will give Parker Jones $50 if he comes up to my office and let's me punch him the face. Not as hard as I can. Just pretty hard. I look forward to working with the university and also punching Parker Jones in the face. Thank you for your time.
(best I could come up with)
This post was edited on 1/2/25 at 8:10 pm
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Posted on 1/2/25 at 8:12 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Set it up. I want to watch him beat your arse afterwards.
Posted on 1/2/25 at 8:13 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Give the kid a break. He was barely on the white line and the ref was way over
Posted on 1/2/25 at 8:15 pm to ugastreaker
I would TKO Parker Jones in the first round. Three straight throat punches. frick you!
Posted on 1/2/25 at 8:19 pm to armtackledawg
BS call by ref. He was emotional after almost tripping. Puss move. Should have been a warning in that situation. Dude didn’t even go down.
Posted on 1/2/25 at 9:19 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Regardless of the call there was no guarantee we would have punched it in anyway we were on the 11-yard line. And with the way the old line was holding up probably would have been three points anyway.
Posted on 1/2/25 at 9:20 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Parker Jones has more heart than most of the players with NIL deals. Kid was excited about the play and did what others did, but was in the wrong place at the wrong time. I hope he gets lots of positive support. He's a DGD.
Posted on 1/2/25 at 9:33 pm to HunterDawg
I’ll donate NIL $$ to him if he gets to punch some of the Braintrust.
Posted on 1/3/25 at 3:51 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
The adults in this room should leave the kid alone. Nothing happened to him that couldn't have happened to any one of us if we had been in the same position. Furthermore blaming him for the lack of us scoring is pure ignorance. Either way we started with a 1st and ten and didn't move the ball.
He's no more responsible for that than you and I. Grown men scapegoating a kid for their unhinged emotions is purely emotional immaturity. Grow the frick up.
He's no more responsible for that than you and I. Grown men scapegoating a kid for their unhinged emotions is purely emotional immaturity. Grow the frick up.
This post was edited on 1/3/25 at 3:53 pm
Posted on 1/3/25 at 3:54 pm to ugastreaker
quote:
Set it up. I want to watch him beat your arse afterwards.
I'll cover the $50 just to watch Parker kick his arse.
Posted on 1/4/25 at 3:27 pm to AlaCowboy
Yah, BS call. You could see the ref holding his side after the incident occured; so he was ticked off. Immediately after that he throws the flag. The momentum really shifted after that penalty but the real dagger was that fumble at the end of the half and the KO return.
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