OT: Do you think your mom shaves her vagina

Asking solely for academic discourse, so no need to abandon decorum or act single wide about it. Ive just been puzzled lately about the allure and vast reach of the grade school pussy look. And feel free to parlay in hypotheticals if your mother is deceased (shout out to all the dead moms on the board). No need to actually visualize whether her ancient vagina looks like a sauteed elephant ear. Only suppose whether she's an adherent to the practice

First of all, what can we assume about why the intelligent designer chose to make pussys hairy. My critical reasoning leads me to think it was to obstruct various twigs and lizards from penetrating the canal and causing infection when primitive cave ladies would frolic in the forest. But that's just my theory. Let it be noted I failed home economics in school

As for my own materfamilias, my grim empress, im betting she waxes. Shes always been a minimalist with a flair for the aerodynamic. But I'll ask and report back. Shes 68 and was a corporate titan for over 30 yrs. She tans also so it probably looks like a louis vuitton coin purse. At minimum shes sporting a charlie chaplin

But what can I say about Mom. milk as mortar. the pestle of the almighty himself, she ground me course. unsatisfying to things that prey. a fistful of walnuts in a web of cello strings. Trussed with the self importance of a small town mall cop and shingled with audacity, she wired me for futile pomposity. A debt for which there be no recompense

I welcome all crude mom quips. I know thats all most of you hucksters have in the clip. So, fire lavishly. Just know that youre only stymieing crucial discussion