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Posted on 6/26/18 at 10:56 am to germandawg
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Personally I l8ke a big ole thick 70’s bush
Of course you do. you live in the land of warm beer and ball gags. not shocking you get excited by a bitch looking like shes getting a lap dance from a rodent
Staring at a womans shaved pussy is like peering into her bleak, corrupted soul. it's much easier to do the 4 point inspection. to see if her lips are like a goat got in into a pouch of big league chew. whether it has a zesty aroma. And we all know that true whores perpetually rock a 5 oclock shadow down there. because they're always late on everything. like car payments and periods
Posted on 6/26/18 at 12:55 pm to Faceplant
Gospel
Posted on 6/26/18 at 1:15 pm to Peter Buck
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If hair is in th way, you aren’t licking them right....
If they have a rain forest down there then you damn sure can't go without at least getting one hair go down your throat...
Posted on 6/26/18 at 1:27 pm to Faceplant
look out for the roast beef sandwich or the blackberry cobbler. Fur covers a lot.
Posted on 6/26/18 at 2:42 pm to Bleudawg
If only we could shave their heads for a glimpse at what their mental hygiene was like
Posted on 6/26/18 at 3:01 pm to Faceplant
The eyes and finger nails are windows to their souls
Posted on 6/26/18 at 4:27 pm to Peter Buck
Feet too. never date a bitch that doesnt wear shoes in wal mart. just trust me on that
Posted on 6/26/18 at 8:12 pm to Faceplant
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And we all know that true whores perpetually rock a 5 oclock shadow down there
Muff stubble
Posted on 6/27/18 at 2:06 am to Barstools
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if you get to the hair
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reached the butthole
If a girl is getting the traditional Brazilian, all that is coming off, unless she opts for a designer patch up top, like a landing strip or Bermuda triangle.
Posted on 6/29/18 at 1:17 am to Faceplant
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Of course you do. you live in the land of warm beer and ball gags. not shocking you get excited by a bitch looking like shes getting a lap dance from a rodent Staring at a womans shaved pussy is like peering into her bleak, corrupted soul. it's much easier to do the 4 point inspection. to see if her lips are like a goat got in into a pouch of big league chew. whether it has a zesty aroma. And we all know that true whores perpetually rock a 5 oclock shadow down there. because they're always late on everything. like car payments and periods
So when you finish the 4 point inspection you change your mind? See, I wouldn’t. So it’s like like eating sausage ....that shite tastes good but I don’t want to watch it being made. In my experience when you’ve committed enough to get that far there ain’t no turning back.....I wouldn’t stop because it’s shaved.....I have, on occasion, found that the odor just wasn’t exactly right but I didn’t just suddenly remember I had business elsewhere....I simply pretended to miss the target and moved on to the main event. That’s just me...not for everyone but I’m 52 years old and haven’t ever had any stds so it’s worked thus far.
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