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Posted on 4/14/17 at 8:41 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Posted on 4/14/17 at 8:41 pm to Jefferson Dawg
I wanna tell you about some McSnoot Ales I inherited and the Big Beat. And some cigars too.
Out here on the back deck there are no stars.
This is the land where the COlonel died.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 8:58 pm to Jefferson Dawg
First up: Jai Alai India Pale Ale
(French name for Spanish game like what we call horseshoes).
First impressions:
-stinks like pinecone owl piss when opened like every other IPA I've ever opened.
-might be the best IPA I've ever had though.
-doesn't make me thirsty after every sip. Nor want to spit.
-There may be citrus orange notes, or it may be i'm thinking that because of the orange on the label and because its made in Florida.
-Also, I give it points for not having hippie jamband type marketing.
A Song: LINK.........................
Posted on 4/14/17 at 9:24 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Next Up: Dales Pale Ales
(of North Carolina)
FIrst Impressions:
-Owl piss drained through a pine cone into a can personified.
-Undrinkable
-You've got to be fricking kidding me
-The image pic says Colorado, but the ones I've got say North Carolina.
-Smells like raisins.
A SOng!: LINK.........................
Posted on 4/14/17 at 9:55 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Cheese Grits, Do you know anything about cigars?
If they have white spots on them, is that mold?
LINK................
If they have white spots on them, is that mold?
LINK................
Posted on 4/14/17 at 10:38 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Got a few more to review, but back on the Jai alies.
Pairs great with something called a Montecristo white series robusto. Which smokes like 33 degree velvet ice cream.
Pairs great with something called a Montecristo white series robusto. Which smokes like 33 degree velvet ice cream.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 11:51 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Can says they're out of Decatur
-tastes like Pepsi cola served out of a dirty ashtray.
-with the same owlpiss pinecone flavor of every IPA
-I definitely don't like this one.
-F minus
-I think there's debris in it too
Posted on 4/15/17 at 12:01 am to Jefferson Dawg
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-The image pic says Colorado, but the ones I've got say North Carolina.
They opened up a location outside of Asheville. Several of the craft brewers from CO and CA are starting to open up locations in the Eastern US (I would assume for distribution concerns, as well as lower cost of labor)
As far as jai alai, going to assume you can google better than that and were just dicking around regarding the horseshoes comment. Carry on.
Posted on 4/15/17 at 12:03 am to Jefferson Dawg
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I definitely don't like this one
What kind of beer do you typically like? You seem to only be reviewing IPAs, but then don't like what most would consider typical IPA flavors. Is Budweiser/Bud Lite your beer of choice?
Posted on 4/15/17 at 12:04 am to fibonaccisquared
Everyone in the KFC thread already has Insurance. Not interested. Thanks for dropping in. Goodbye.
Posted on 4/15/17 at 12:31 am to Jefferson Dawg
Who says they explained anything. I simply said they don't support his claim. Unsurprisingly, you offer nothing of substance to any conversation... Just tell us more about private property rights and how Atlanta is hell on earth. It's what you're good at...
Posted on 4/15/17 at 12:39 am to fibonaccisquared
Take your R2 coefficient s and choke on them. And then leave,. Then ask some kids on side of road selling lemonade to reprogram you on economics.
After that's done, punch yourself in the nuts and hibernate for a year .
After that's done, punch yourself in the nuts and hibernate for a year .
Posted on 4/15/17 at 12:44 am to Jefferson Dawg
Are you done?
I want to review this one out of Savannah without the stink of commie **** near by.
I want to review this one out of Savannah without the stink of commie **** near by.
Posted on 4/15/17 at 9:24 pm to Jefferson Dawg
In the time of my confession, in the hour of my deepest need
When the pool of tears beneath my feet flood every newborn seed
There's a dying voice within me reaching out somewhere
Toiling in the danger and in the morals of despair.
Don't have the inclination to look back on any mistake
Like Cain, I now behold this chain of events that I must break
In the fury of the moment I can see the master's hand
In every leaf that trembles, in every grain of sand.
Oh, the flowers of indulgence and the weeds of yesteryear
Like criminals, they have choked the breath of conscience and good cheer
The sun beat down upon the steps of time to light the way
To ease the pain of idleness and the memory of decay.
I gaze into the doorway of temptation's angry flame
And every time I pass that way I always hear my name
Then Onward in my journey I come to understand
That every hair is numbered like every grain of sand.
I have gone from rags to riches in the sorrow of the night
In the violence of a summer's dream, in the chill of a wintry light
In the bitter dance of loneliness fading into space
In the broken mirror of innocence on each forgotten face.
I hear the ancient footsteps like the motion of the sea
Sometimes I turn, there's someone there, other time it's only me
I am hanging in the balance of the reality of man
Like every sparrow falling, like every grain of sand.
Greatest Bob Dylan lyrics of all. And that says a bunch....... LINK....................
Posted on 4/15/17 at 10:30 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Dales is one of my favorites.
I'm sorry you didn't like it.
You don't want to hear this, but I'm going to tell you anyway.
#1- Pour it into a glass.
#2- Let it set for a few minutes before you guzzle it down.
I'm sorry you didn't like it.
You don't want to hear this, but I'm going to tell you anyway.
#1- Pour it into a glass.
#2- Let it set for a few minutes before you guzzle it down.
Posted on 4/15/17 at 11:03 pm to deeprig9
quote:
Dales is one of my favorites.
That's because you have good taste in beer.
quote:
I'm sorry you didn't like it.
I'm not...
quote:
You don't want to hear this, but I'm going to tell you anyway.
This could be the preface to just about every comment ever made on this forum by Jeff... seems appropriate.
Posted on 4/16/17 at 8:00 am to Jefferson Dawg
quote:
Knock knock
Did you knock up the Easter Bunny?
Posted on 4/16/17 at 4:20 pm to Cheese Grits
The above picture is the one they are using on Twitter. It's interesting because when you look at the feed it's primarily KFC responding to bitching by the patrons and noting that KFC will delve into the matter and will make it right.
quote:
Jai Alai
Is this the brew they make in Miami?
Also, maybe a review of single malt scotches could be addressed herein. I've heard the best taste like Band-Aids.
This post was edited on 4/16/17 at 5:47 pm
Posted on 4/17/17 at 2:59 pm to Litigator
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Also, maybe a review of single malt scotches could be addressed herein. I've heard the best taste like Band-Aids.
The good thing about scotch, is that all of it tastes good. Just some better than others.
The craft beer IPA thing though, you could literally soak pine cones in owl piss and win a ribbon at an IPA-off.
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