re: HGMF Week 4: Results. . .

My gimp is a worthless piece of trash at this point and will be considered such until the time comes for me to use him....he had a choice between obeying and making the games easy for him or making it rough. He choose...poorly.

He has his coming to him unless he succumbs to the master. I've got plans

That sounds violent and sexual.

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You are apparently unhinged to the point that you take this stuff way to seriously

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My wife told me this about our sexual experiences

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But I'll play along

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Then she told me this

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Let me know what you want me to do

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Finally she told me this....

Now we can we can have fun together and Rules this game.

I herby challenge any Master and Gimp to a match-play challenge for this weekend's games. Winner of the masters gets the other gimp, if he's not eliminated, plus previous gimps immunity. Further more, winning gimp is then set free aside from a potential immunity trade, but he would not give any points since he doesn't have a master.



HGMFer

Damn, I gotta get me one of those gimps!

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Apparently nobody bothered reading them.

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Gnu manual?

You can't kill your gimp unless you win the week, and if your gimp haopens to be on the chopping block. But, even then.....why would you kill your gimp when he is a living breathing get-off-the-block card? Because if you yourself ever wind up on the the block (before emacipation day), you get to give your gimp away for immunity.

It was all spelled out in the terms of bondage, but instead of reading it a couple masters were busy burning bridges with their gimp and setting landmines for future HGMF come-uppances.

Aka We're right on schedule.

Apparently the contestants didn't receive the gimp user's guide.
Perhaps, as your legal representative, we should have future contestants sign a waiver acknowledging receipt of user's guide.
(Which we will simply shoot them a pdf file). ;)

Oh, I read the gimp compliance guide, and my gimp and I are on the same page. We are ready to take on the HGMF. I just wanted to test the waters of the Masters out there.....

any one else getting antsy? i am getting antsy... ill shut up now

Sorry for delay. Will try to get something up later tonight or if not, in the morning. I know there's some people that don't make their picks until Saturday morning, but I really want to inc;lude those two Friday night games tomorrw. Maybe we'll make them optional.