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re: HGMF: Week 10 Buffet. . .

Posted on 11/4/18 at 12:22 am to
Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 11/4/18 at 12:22 am to
That commie needs to be soundly beaten. Bunch of full leftists running all over the country this time around.
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 11/4/18 at 9:25 am to
So did Tua play in 4th quarter or not? I quit watching.
Posted by VoxDawg
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Posted on 11/4/18 at 9:29 am to
Yes
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
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Posted on 11/4/18 at 9:30 am to
Thanks
Posted by VoxDawg
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Posted on 11/4/18 at 9:32 am to
Played the whole game and is a little gimpy on right knee to show for it.

It was a game of firsts for him- first INT and first 4Q action.
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34696 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 9:57 am to
We have cluster-frick level controversy in the Games.

I think we had a 4 or 5 way tie for the win. Not to mention the VoxDawg / K9 debacle. Hang on..
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 11/4/18 at 10:13 am to



FINAL...….

+22 - K9
+22 - WGDawg
+22 - SpacemanSpiff
+22 - Jefferson

+20 - BoomerJam
+20 - ITDawg
+20 - FooManChoo
+20 - NCDawg52
+20 - LewDawg***

+19 - BiteMeTechFans

+18 - WildThang
+18 - CheeseGrits

+17 - Retooc

+16 - RFDawg
+16 - Sandwich

+14 - TweenTheHedges
+14 - Rockchlkjayhku11
+14 - DamnGoodDawg

-76 - VoxDawg


***denotes a gimp



First things first, do these look correct for everyone?
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
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Posted on 11/4/18 at 10:16 am to
This post was edited on 11/4/18 at 10:19 am
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34696 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 10:32 am to
ITDawg,

Since you're up to date on all the codes and regulations, could you help sort out this Vox/K9 deal.

So, VoxDawg messed up the instructions, which by rule, makes him somebody's gimp. No big deal. Pretty straight forward.

Where it gets hairy is that Vox owns a gimp.

So, can a gimp still own a gimp, or does he lose his gimp when becoming a gimp?

If he loses his gimp, then K9 just became the first ever gimp to earn his emancipation by winning a week. But if he keeps his gimp, then K9 will drop to 20 points this week and Vox will just put him on the block to take his place.

See?

So, I guess what it comes down to is …..can a gimp own a gimp? And if so, should a gimp's gimp have to go to the block instead of his owner gimp who was the only one in the field to not follow the instructions which made him a gimp?.
Posted by retooc
Freeport, FL
Member since Sep 2012
8000 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 10:36 am to
Do these scores reflect my/bites gimp points from Lew?
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
26397 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 10:41 am to
First, I believe Vox should be up for auctioning to be a gimp if he is not eliminated by the execution team

I am fairly certain, the Czar stated earlier in the games that a gimp could own a gimp, but that the gimps gimp would be the one on the block, on the gimps owner’s gimp.....

quote:

.If a gimp's owner is on the block and offers that gimp as a tribute, but that gimp has a gimp of his own, can the gimp offer the gimp?


quote:

Yes


Post where it was stated

So basically, Vox isn't auctioned off until AFTER this week's executions go through, which means his current Gimp takes his place on the block and then he goes up for Auction....

That is my interpretation

However, Gimps only last through next weekend's games.....SOOOOO, might be the week to kill off all gimps you can right now ;) and probably pointless to buy a gimp at this point...which begs the question, what if a gimp-to-be is not bought at auction....
This post was edited on 11/4/18 at 10:53 am
Posted by Sandwich
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
6205 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 10:44 am to
Wow...worst week I've had in a few months ...fricking lsu
Posted by tween the hedges
Member since Feb 2012
20588 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 10:46 am to
I think I have 16 but I don’t think it moves me off the block. Did Bama score a TD first drive?

Barely could pay attention to games yesterday
Posted by K9
wayx....BOBO IN '19 &lt-- oops
Member since Sep 2012
26844 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 10:55 am to
nope.

i am a mess. best week all year. am i freed or am I on the block? you cant find this sort of drama anywhere else.

HGMF
Posted by VoxDawg
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Posted on 11/4/18 at 11:03 am to
There's clearly no precedent for this, to be sure, so it's a fool's errand to pretend that we're anywhere be uncharted waters.

I didn't follow the instructions, sure, but I still contend that the buffet theme would allow for an all you can eat approach , as indicated by my inclusion of Mr. Creosote.

It was never explicitly stated that the buffet was all we allow you to eat, and again, Mr Creosote is indicative of my inadvertent approach.

As for calculating my score, the question exists on which 10 games are used. Although the penalty points were outlined, This week's instructions were not specific in stating that picking more than 10 games would result in the first 10 listed, or any other alternative means. To he honest, we don't know what my score is, other than the fact that without the penalty points, is likely be somewhere in the center of the pack. I call that reasonable doubt.

I messed up this week, and I own up to it, but the fact remains that K9 headed into this week in servitude, so he is due the -2 to his score. That much has been settled long ago. Unfortunately, hat prevents his being among the victors.

It's entirely within my right as owner to offer up K9 for elimination in my place, should I be chosen, but while it was his own picks that landed him in Gimphood in the first place, I don't think that would be fair, so I propose this:

Because of his admirable performance this week, I offer K9's emancipation effective immediately, relinquishing my owner privileges a week early in exchange for full immunity from elimination this week, by any party.
Posted by VoxDawg
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Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 11/4/18 at 11:14 am to
I should add, K9, I'd rather have you as an ally than property. By rights, I suppose I could've offered to substitute you for Squatch last week, but I allowed the mechanics of the game to play out. While I was accused of favoritism, the opposite was true. Arguably, Others might say i was disloyal to Squatch.

You did a great job this week, and you've been an noble competitor so to do less wouldn't have been fair to you.
This post was edited on 11/4/18 at 11:20 am
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
77434 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 11:18 am to
How many points do you scrubs get?
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
26397 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 11:24 am to
Clearly stated in the instructions.....

quote:

-picking more/less than it says to in the instructions is -18 per each dipshit occurrence


Also, the buffet theme was that you could pick which items you wanted to eat.....

Based on the rules set forth, you should be on the chopping block and offer up your gimp in your place... then you will be auctioned off as a gimp for 1 week, unless no one bids on you, which should leave you out of the games.....

No hard feelings, just interpreting the games and rules
This post was edited on 11/4/18 at 11:33 am
Posted by rockchlkjayhku11
Cincinnati, OH
Member since Aug 2006
36728 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 11:37 am to
First time on the chopping block. Not a good time for it.
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
75740 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 11:40 am to
Jeff, as HGMF Czar, I'll leave the decision up to you. I've offered a reasonable solution. Whatever your ruling is, I'll abide by it. I think one of the two outcomes should be mutually exclusive - either I'm on the block, or I'm eligible to be a gimp for not paying attention to the rules,but retain my own gimp.

That, or K9 is transferred to one of the other victors, if I advance,and just remain a competitor since there aren't grandgimp rules.
This post was edited on 11/4/18 at 11:43 am
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