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re: Gday->Sweetwater 420 fest

Posted on 1/30/19 at 9:32 am to
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 1/30/19 at 9:32 am to
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I thought all this was done with the television and that they call it television programming for a reason?

This guy gets it.

TV is just part of the multi-pronged programming campaign though. The weed thing and the weed-poser-beer thing are another. Exact same goal. And it's working.....

Just look at deeprig's cultish post, where he literally indicts someone for wrongthink on weed-beer cool-dudery up to and including directing how a mob should think about the wrong-thinker on the subject. (Seriously, read the last line of his post. that shite is chilling. And then it's not enough for the mob to upvote his cult decree, one of them has to cut n paste regurgitate it again, and then type out an upvote in words. Yep....welcome to Crazy Town, bro)
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 1/30/19 at 9:38 am to
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Yea i never could get a whole 420 down.

Do you even know what "420" means?

It doesn't matter what it tastes like, silly. WHat matters is that when you order one or hold a can in your hand, you are joining a brotherhood of coolness, who all know what "420" means.

SUre, weed has nothing to do with beer, but code numbers about weed are cool. And so is weed. I said a wink, wink giggle, giggle weed! Weed!! WEED!!!

Posted by Hobnail
ATL
Member since Oct 2014
3197 posts
Posted on 1/30/19 at 9:55 am to
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SUre, weed has nothing to do with beer


I see you regurgitate this over and over, but this is false.

Hops is a close relative of the cannabis plant and many varieties of each tend to have a lot of complimentary/overlapping flavor profiles. They are genetically proven to be related and both belong to the same family, Cannabinaceae. You may (and obviously do) scoff at the fact that this is a thing, but it is a fact. Now, I get budweiser may have nothing in common with weed, but some of your hop forward ales and IPAs tend to have a distinctly pungent aroma/flavor even if that was not the intention of the brewer. It is one of the many reasons why a lot of aggressively hopped beers have weed related names (obviously the normalizing of weed usage and its popularity is part of that too).

Why do fruity wine coolers have name like Tropical Breeze, or Caribbean Dream when they are made in Wisconsin? Because the flavors of the drink are reminiscent of the beach and tropical flavors.

Posted by Dawginthewoods
Oconee National Forest
Member since Nov 2017
315 posts
Posted on 1/30/19 at 9:58 am to
So its the cult mentality of the "we need legal weed" situation that is pissing you off so badly and not necessarily the weed itself?
Posted by TMDawg
Member since Nov 2012
5374 posts
Posted on 1/30/19 at 10:14 am to
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Dawginthewoods



Enjoy the rabbit hole, don't say you weren't warned
Posted by RedPants
GA
Member since Jan 2013
5413 posts
Posted on 1/30/19 at 10:25 am to
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SUre, weed has nothing to do with beer, but code numbers about weed are cool. And so is weed. I said a wink, wink giggle, giggle weed! Weed!! WEED!!!

The most popular and IMO delicious craft beer in Georgia right now is Creature Comforts Tropicalia. The can has a beach theme, nothing to do with weed. There are a ton of New England and Citra hopped IPAs just like it that don't even slightly hint at weed.

In fact, now that I think about it, the only GA brewery that uses the weed theme is Sweetwater. Creature Comforts, Terrapin, Monday Night, Scofflaw, Red Hare, Red Brick, Second Self, none of them use weed themes. Your assumption that beer and weed bros are one and the same is flat out wrong.
This post was edited on 1/30/19 at 10:32 am
Posted by Dawginthewoods
Oconee National Forest
Member since Nov 2017
315 posts
Posted on 1/30/19 at 10:41 am to
Truly curious, He has a disdain for weed that is compelling to me.
Posted by AUGDawg
Montana
Member since Nov 2014
1912 posts
Posted on 1/30/19 at 10:51 am to
At least all of his favorite bands will be there.
Posted by TMDawg
Member since Nov 2012
5374 posts
Posted on 1/30/19 at 11:13 am to
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It doesn't matter what it tastes like, silly. WHat matters is that when you order one or hold a can in your hand, you are joining a brotherhood of coolness, who all know what "420" means.
The funny part is usually actually forget they're 420s. I just refer to the two sweetwaters I drink as green can or yellow can.
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
44808 posts
Posted on 1/30/19 at 12:04 pm to
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The most popular and IMO delicious craft beer in Georgia right now is Creature Comforts Tropicalia


That is a damn good beer. I loaded up on them the last time I was in Athens.
Posted by Hobnail
ATL
Member since Oct 2014
3197 posts
Posted on 1/30/19 at 12:17 pm to
I'm ready for Creature Comforts Cosmik Debris to come out again in the Spring.. that may be my favorite beer of all time.

Fun fact: Cosmik Debris gets its name from the Frank Zappa song of the same name. The same Frank Zappa that hated hippies, weed, and drugs in general.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63939 posts
Posted on 1/30/19 at 4:06 pm to
JD,

Keeping with the mafia theme, I recently vouched for Malific Runt to get access. I feel a responsibility to keep an eye on him for a while. Otherwise I wouldn't give two shits about what another man drinks. But this was a red flag. And that's the rest of the story.
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 9:07 am to
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Hops is a close relative of the cannabis plant and many varieties of each tend to have a lot of complimentary/overlapping flavor profiles.

This is solid gold hilarious.

Hey, when is 520 Barley fest? When is the annual 240 Yeast jam?

What's that you say? These cool duder festivals don't exist? And there are no wink, wink code numbers for these?

Of course there aren't. Because they're just stupid frivolous beer ingredients. And haven't been glommed on to by white kids with no identity or purpose who are looking for an insta-cool way to project their enlightenment lifestyle. We all know that only one plant and one plant only can provide that type a thing.... Sing it with me....

I said a wink, wink
Giggle, giggle
weed, Weed! WEED!!
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 9:09 am to
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Why do fruity wine coolers have name like Tropical Breeze, or Caribbean Dream

To make money.

It's called branding and marketing to sell product. Just like tapping in to white male trendoid weed-obsession to sell beer.

It's good business.


Seriously, you people are like fish with hooks in your cheek bragging about the bait you just swallowed. Cant make it up. Ha ha ha.
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 9:22 am to
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So its the cult mentality of the "we need legal weed" situation that is pissing you off so badly and not necessarily the weed itself?

No and yes. And I'm not pissed.

You just have to laugh at the situation we're in, or you'll go insane.

I don't care if they decriminalize weed or not. I don't have the right to point a gun at you and tell you what smoke you can inhale, therefore I can not legitimately assign that right over to the government to do it for me. So it's an unjust and immoral law in the first place.

None of this has anything to do with the douche nozzle phenomenon , thought, where white people (usually at a certain young age) place something as frivolous and stupid and meaningless as weed up so high on a pedestal of coolness and life defining enlightenment with wink, wink codewords and tie dye festivals and beer names, etc
. I think the new cool word is "strain" too. Evetrybody falling all over themselves to talk about "strains"
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 9:28 am to
Let's play a game:

Is the following an actual description of a beer, or am I completely making this up?




"After 4 months of tilling and hoeing, Farmer MacDanknugs was cockeyed with anticipation, ready to reap his reward of Fresh Sticky Nugs.

Firing us his supercharged John Beere, ol’ MacDank blazed straight down to plow some primo Strata, Denali, and Mosaic, harvesting the funkiest hop buds to cap off this succulent unfiltered 8% DIPA.

Our farmer drifted into a happy haze from the aromas of grapefruit, passionfruit, and orange, daydreaming of the juicy brew to come."

















































ANSWER:



IT'S frickING REAL! THIS IS NOT A PARODY!



LINK..................



BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


HA H AHA HA HA HA A



HAAAAAAAAAAA






This post was edited on 1/31/19 at 9:30 am
Posted by Malefic Runt
Try my robe
Member since Oct 2018
1266 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 9:47 am to
Hold up lets unpack this a little First i had no idea you vouched for me, so thanks for that. I thought it was my half dozen ALL CAPS p.m.'s and multiple help board threads

Second, ill work on my tolerance for hoppy, bitter beer. Maybe my blue moon habit has softened my palate up too much

Third i think i somewhat agree with the other guys weedster take. If i understood his point correctly. I dont partake, but im not much on the contrived weed "culture" either
Posted by Crowknowsbest
Member since May 2012
25876 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 12:43 pm to
A few responses to the general conversation in this thread:

1) Weed and beer nerd "culture" are both very weird imo. I want to consume them, not break down IBU content or whatever jargon they're using in the weed game these days.

2) Weed and hippy beer are both awesome/delicious, and I very much enjoy both.

3) I can't wait to see JRAD.
This post was edited on 1/31/19 at 12:46 pm
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86463 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

None of this has anything to do with the douche nozzle phenomenon , thought, where white people (usually at a certain young age) place something as frivolous and stupid and meaningless as weed up so high on a pedestal of coolness and life defining enlightenment


Jefferson,

I don't agree with this. In fact, I think most adults (I say adults, because of course some teens are gonna do it because they think it's cool or rebellious or whatever) that support weed are in the exact same boat as you are; in that the government shouldn't tell us that we aren't allowed to smoke that one particular plant. It's a personal freedom issue. The government recognizes a frickload of products are bad or harmful in some way, but theyr'e still legal we just slap a warning on em. But having a bit of weed on you can throw you in jail? It's nonsensical.

quote:

I don't have the right to point a gun at you and tell you what smoke you can inhale, therefore I can not legitimately assign that right over to the government to do it for me. So it's an unjust and immoral law in the first place.


Which I think is what many people are saying as well.



Now, your crusade against dudebros and their 420 beers is another issue, but I don't think people are as far apart from your line of thinking as you're imagining.
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 12:56 pm to
Old Mac-Dank-nug brewed some beer
Weed-eye, eee-eye, oh!


And his marketing-target was trendy goons
Weed-eye, eee-eye, oh!


With a wink, wink here
and a giggle, giggle there

Here a wink, there a wink
giggle, giggle, wink wink


Weed, weed, weed, weed
Weed, weed weed
weedle snip snappy diddle doo!



















This post was edited on 1/31/19 at 12:59 pm
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