re: Gday->Sweetwater 420 fest

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immoral law in the first place.

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Right on.

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None of this has anything to do with the douche nozzle phenomenon , thought, where white people (usually at a certain young age) place something as frivolous and stupid and meaningless as weed up so high on a pedestal of coolness and life defining enlightenment with wink, wink codewords and tie dye festivals and beer names, etc
. I think the new cool word is "strain" too. Evetrybody falling all over themselves to talk about "strains"

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So kinda like in Billy Madison when the kids are convinced peeing pants is cool and all the kids piss their pants so they to can be cool not realizing that they had been duped into believing it?

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So kinda like in Billy Madison when the kids are convinced peeing pants is cool and all the kids piss their pants

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It's even worse than that. Let's ignore the weed symptom manifestation for a minute and look at it from another angle. Let's observe some LOGICAL and 100% accurate reactions to just the outright taste of this Sweetwater 420 beer...…..

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That shite is nasty.

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Yea i never could get a whole 420 down

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MMMMMMM, Beer that taste like Pine Sol.

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Would you believe me if I told you that these 3 people above are the only one;s so far that actually understand what IPA is all about?

THAT shite WAS NEVER MEANT TO TASTE GOOD!!!!! Ha ha ha.









Seriously, it's called IPA (India Pale Ale) for a reason.

It's from back when Britain was colonizing INdia and they were having trouble shipping beer to the empire's cannon fodder, I mean troops.

-basically, it was a long trip by sea and going from cold London to the boiling deserts of India
-and when the soldier's favorite beer would finally arrive, it was all skunked out, spoiled, and undrinkable

-so,
-somebody got the idea to cram the beer full of hopps to act like fermaldihide
-to preserve it for the long journey
-it worked and this concoction became know as IPA - India Pale ale

-so,
-the hopps-fermaldihide addition was never about making a good tasting beer.
-soldiers just wanted to fog out and get a buzz at the end of a long day of being shock troops for an empire
-and so they were willing to endure and get past the gag-inducing owl-piss-drained-hru-a-pinecone taste


Ha ha ha ha
-You see how hilarious it is?
-it's 2019 and you don't have to put fermaldihyde-hopps quantities in beer to make it survive a 6-months long ocean voyage through extreme weather swings
-but goons still do it
-not only that, but they think they are connisseurs for doing it.
-ha ha h ah ah ah aha ha ha

-snip
-snap
-snippy

-a
-snickle-tee
-DOO!

You're trying wayyyyyy too hard.

Pretty sure hes just poking fun at the stereotype which holds some merit

Drug crazed abandon? What's not to like?

yes, using facts to prove that your taste buds are right and others are wrong. Keep up the good fight.

Lobster is delicious when prepared properly, much like an IPA is delicious is brewed properly. Lobster was once disgusting prison/peasant food. IPAs were once disgusting cups of bitter nastiness.

Trying to compare today's IPA to those of the past is much like comparing today's lobster to the lobster of an English prison. There is no comparison.

I very much understand why some people find IPAs and hoppy beers in general to be off-putting, but to compare today's IPAs to the East India Company brews is laughably ignorant. They share an abundance of hops and a name, and that is it.

Sweet deflection