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Jefferson Dawg
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Do you realize? . .

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Do you realize? . .



That we are 4 and 0

and arguably the best team in the nation?









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Jefferson Dawg
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quote:

Do you realize? . .


That college football season is already a third of the way over?


Jefferson Dawg
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Do you realize? . .


That “you’re either elite or you’re not.”


Peter Buck
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We’re floating in space?


tylerdurden24
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That everyone you know someday will die?


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FaCubeItches
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We’re floating in space?


You misspelled "racing through"


Edawg
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Do you realize? .


When birds are flying in a V formation and one side is longer its because there's more birds on that side?


Rex Feral
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Do you realize? .

Your right testicle hangs lower than the left.


Jefferson Dawg
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Do you realize? .

That humans average about 15 farts per day? So with 92,000 inside Sanford Stadium, if everyones arse was mic’d up, it would sound like one long continuous fart for 4 hours in there


Shawn Spencer
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The sun doesn't go down. It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round


Buddy2012
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Do you realize? . .


Abraham Lincolns dog Fido was also assassinated


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deeprig9
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Do you realize? . .



... that you are a space-ghost trapped inside a meat-coated skeleton made of stardust with nothing to be afraid of.


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FinleyStreet
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That humans average about 15 farts per day? So with 92,000 inside Sanford Stadium, if everyones arse was mic’d up, it would sound like one long continuous fart for 4 hours in there


More than that.

If you fart 15 times evenly throughout the day that's .625 farts per hour. If the game lasts 4 hours, that's 2.5 farts for the average person.

92k people times 2.5 farts is 230k farts.

If each fart lasts half a second that's 115k seconds of farting.

There are 60 seconds in one minute, so dividing by 60 we get 1916.6 minutes of farting.

There 60 minutes in an hour, so dividing again by 60 again we get an approximation of 32 hours of farting in Sanford on any given football Saturday....Not accounting for increased tootledge as a result of alcohol, tailgating snacks, and other farty concessions.


DirtyDawg
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FinleyStreet




This... This right here is the reason I keep coming back to this website.


Thank you very much


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varnelldude
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That you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway


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RealDawg
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The Bulldog was so-named because this type of dog was ideal for the English sport of bullbaiting, which involved tethering a bull to a stake in the ground and encouraging dogs to try to bite the bull's nose.


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Peter Buck
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Finley with the win


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Jefferson Dawg
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I hate to spoil the party, but this math is flawed.

Your estimate of "32 hours of farting in Sanford on any given Saturday" violates the fundamental laws of time. You're talking about stringing farts together artificially in sequence while I'm talking about real-time naturally random farts. The reason I used 4 hours is because that's an average time to be in Sanford for a game.

So with 92,000 inside Sanford, I'm just saying that a fart is being ripped in there from someone somewhere in any section at every single moment for the entire four hours of the gameday.

Again, just picture a small microphone taped to every ticket holders arse cheek, and the mics are all connected to one giant bluetooth speaker. That speaker would hum with continuous fart sounds for the entire 4 hours. There'd never be one single moment of silence.

I imagine the sequence being like popcorn popping when the kernels get really heated up. Except instead of pops, it'd be fart noises


Bleudawg
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Who only farts for a 1/2 second? You should lose your Dad card if you can’t carry that thang at least 8 sec. recalculate that thing
This post was edited on 9/28 at 8:41 pm


Chili Dawg
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Hopefully the new ice machines will help out a little with this. I’ve noticed all the farts in Sanford almost seem as if they’re related and Ive always suspected that ice.


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