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re: Dear GATA
Posted on 9/29/15 at 12:54 pm to HellRaisingDawg
Posted on 9/29/15 at 12:54 pm to HellRaisingDawg
Ya never know....ole GATA may have been on to something. I know he's loving the ride right about now.
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Posted on 9/29/15 at 5:39 pm to S1C EM
Holy shite. Did not know. He was an enjoyable bastard to have around... a bit schticky but typically entertaining. +1 to the skipped Harp class and case of angel clap theory... that has a ring of truth to it.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 7:06 pm to HinesvilleThrill
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#WinOneForTheGinger
Aww, thanks, guys!
-Joe Cox
Posted on 9/29/15 at 9:03 pm to HinesvilleThrill
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I don't care who you are. If this is your tile scheme, I will buy your beer over somebody else's. Hashtag: things that make a difference... Ok.. I'm just a bit faced... Merry New Year and 2015 is gonna be that year. THAT YEAR!!! THAT DAWG GONE YEAR!!! ?#?woof
Damn, he didn't even give us one final GATA farewell thread. Sucks, the board is worse off without him.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 9:08 pm to Peter Buck
WOW, GATA passed away?
Damn, sorry to hear that.
Damn, sorry to hear that.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 8:05 pm to HellRaisingDawg
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This could be our dawgone year!
RIP GATA, dude was an awesome poster really wished he had posted more after the old DR merged with the SECr
Posted on 9/30/15 at 10:51 pm to HinesvilleThrill
Do you have a link to the obituary?
Posted on 9/30/15 at 11:17 pm to Charlottedawg
Posted on 10/4/15 at 1:01 pm to Litigator
Well. this is crazy ad hell. Look im not going to church this up or get emotional, but get this..
So, im sitting on the back porch of my new place in boxers and flip flops. Ruminating over love and loss. half unpacked. girlfriend not speaking to me over my imbecilic actions friday night. the smell of crock pot roast starting to crowd the kitchen
Something manages to catch my eye and I glance up. its a sheet. a page. spinning and rocking its way down like a severed butterfly wing. It lands near my feet and I reach for it
Fml. fricking Gata is still zinging me in the afterlife. Im going back to bed
So, im sitting on the back porch of my new place in boxers and flip flops. Ruminating over love and loss. half unpacked. girlfriend not speaking to me over my imbecilic actions friday night. the smell of crock pot roast starting to crowd the kitchen
Something manages to catch my eye and I glance up. its a sheet. a page. spinning and rocking its way down like a severed butterfly wing. It lands near my feet and I reach for it
quote:
"LMAO. WELL LOOK AT YOU BUNCH OF MOROSE SONS OF BITCHES. CAN YOU SMELL IT? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SMELL IS?? ITS COFFEE. THE COFFEE ON NICK SABANS BREATH. THEY GIVE HIM AS MUCH AS HE frickING WANTS ON THE BUS RIDE BACK BECAUSE COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS. WHAT DO WE GET AT UGA? THE PERPETUAL PLEASURE OF SCRUBBING COACH EXCREMENT OUT OF CLEAN LINENS EVERY SUNDAY MORNING AFTER A BIG GAME. POPE RICHT THE PIOUS WINS AGAIN! HAHA. A COOL 4 MIL A YEAR TO TAKE A DUMP ON YOUR COFFEE TABLE IN FRONT OF YOUR WIVES AND KIDS. SUCKERS!
Fml. fricking Gata is still zinging me in the afterlife. Im going back to bed
Posted on 10/4/15 at 2:47 pm to Chef Leppard
I think someone else has already said it but you need to write and/or assemble a collection of these entertaining stories. It could be called "Chef's Exploits and Other Assorted Life Stories" or something to that effect. Spunky could write the Foreward to the book.
This didn't have anything to do with a topless massage did it?
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Girlfriend not speaking to me over my imbecilic actions Friday night
This didn't have anything to do with a topless massage did it?
Posted on 10/4/15 at 2:48 pm to Litigator
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Girlfriend not speaking to me over my imbecilic actions Friday night
nevermind gata..tell us more about this situation.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 3:26 pm to WG_Dawg
Im not 100% sure to be honest with you. I mean, I am but im not. A buddy of mine gave me a few nerve pills when I got off work friday and I went to world of beer that night
This is what I know. I was still in the hotel as of friday. I got hungry at some point that night and went to WOB. I was supposed to talk with my girl on the phone that night at some predetermined time. Apparently at WOB or some other local event I met a mexican chick that looked like dora the explorer, because thats what I woke up next to. In a different hotel room that I rented that wasnt the other hotel room I had. I still dont understand that part. I just know I woke up nude next to dora and didnt see a condom wrapper in sight, which made me want to cry
But I got up mid morning and hauled arse while she was still laying there. I had a shite ton of weed in my truck that a friend gave me in exchange for two commercial dehumidifiers I had for sale and was supposed to be in Winder at 10am to sell said weed to another guy. So I was racing up 85 still in a xanax daze with a 1/2 lb of tree under my seat hearing " im the map. Im the map. Im the map" in my head and wondering if I have aids now
I checked my phone at some point to see that I had various pics of doras vagina and butthole and realized I had dialed my girl around 3 in the morning. butt dialed, nut dialed, whatever. So clearly its not a good situation
I texted spanky while I was lost trying to get to winder in search of support. He called me a fricking idiot and offered no such support
That's what I know
This is what I know. I was still in the hotel as of friday. I got hungry at some point that night and went to WOB. I was supposed to talk with my girl on the phone that night at some predetermined time. Apparently at WOB or some other local event I met a mexican chick that looked like dora the explorer, because thats what I woke up next to. In a different hotel room that I rented that wasnt the other hotel room I had. I still dont understand that part. I just know I woke up nude next to dora and didnt see a condom wrapper in sight, which made me want to cry
But I got up mid morning and hauled arse while she was still laying there. I had a shite ton of weed in my truck that a friend gave me in exchange for two commercial dehumidifiers I had for sale and was supposed to be in Winder at 10am to sell said weed to another guy. So I was racing up 85 still in a xanax daze with a 1/2 lb of tree under my seat hearing " im the map. Im the map. Im the map" in my head and wondering if I have aids now
I checked my phone at some point to see that I had various pics of doras vagina and butthole and realized I had dialed my girl around 3 in the morning. butt dialed, nut dialed, whatever. So clearly its not a good situation
I texted spanky while I was lost trying to get to winder in search of support. He called me a fricking idiot and offered no such support
That's what I know
Posted on 10/4/15 at 3:35 pm to Chef Leppard
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