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Bubba Watson's 24.7oz solid gold putter

Posted on 4/4/15 at 3:08 pm
Posted by Chris_topher
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 4/4/15 at 3:08 pm
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Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 4/4/15 at 3:18 pm to
That'd be a good idea for a heist.....

Make a bunch of fake gold putters, then break in to the Ping vault and switch them out for the real ones.

Then have Dallasga6 melt them down into gold bars and buy a Caribbean island with them.
This post was edited on 4/4/15 at 3:18 pm
Posted by Chris_topher
Member since Sep 2012
7674 posts
Posted on 4/4/15 at 3:24 pm to


So each putter is worth about $50k?
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
14162 posts
Posted on 4/4/15 at 3:28 pm to
No way...based on a quick count if that was the case it would be aprox $1M for every five shelves. That's $30M give or take just in the picture.

Maybe they're plated...
This post was edited on 4/4/15 at 3:29 pm
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 4/4/15 at 3:28 pm to
Do you have an extra ski mask?

Let's do this shite...
Posted by Chris_topher
Member since Sep 2012
7674 posts
Posted on 4/4/15 at 3:57 pm to
Ski mask would not work, imo

Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 4/4/15 at 4:22 pm to
Flat-bills instead? Interesting..
Posted by AmericusDawg
Member since Oct 2012
8577 posts
Posted on 4/4/15 at 4:44 pm to
Posted by dallasga6
Scrap Metal Magnate...
Member since Mar 2009
25657 posts
Posted on 4/4/15 at 4:57 pm to
quote:

24.7oz solid gold putter

Uh... They're gold plated...

They'd be worth over $30,000 each just in scrap gold, not counting the intrinsic value for winning the tourney...
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 4/4/15 at 5:58 pm to
You could probably gold leaf the entire Ping vault with an ounce or two. I believe it only took about 30 ounces or so to do the dome on the capital building in atlanta.

That shite has magical properties.

More proof of Intelligent Design for those paying attention......
Posted by S1C EM
Athens, GA
Member since Nov 2007
11585 posts
Posted on 4/4/15 at 8:44 pm to
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I believe it only took about 30 ounces or so to do the dome on the capital building in atlanta.


Is that legit? Only 30oz to do the entire dome???

Had no idea. How does that work?
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 4/4/15 at 9:58 pm to
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Only 30oz to do the entire dome???

I looked it up, and it was actually 40 something ounces. Still enough to fit neatly in one of those purple felt Crown Royal bags though……How bout that????
quote:

How does that work?

I don’t know. But, you can stretch an ounce of gold into a wire that would reach atlanta from Athens. And you could fit all the gold ever discovered in history neatly inside the swimming pool at the Ramsey Center.

But, keep in mind how hard it is to mine for gold. How much sweat it takes and how much dirt has to be poured through just to find one flake………….

Which, of course, makes it the perfect “money“ because it’s scarce and malleable, transportable, and unable to be counterfeited, etc……..and because your ancestors might of wanted to trade wheat to my ancestors but my ancestors only had fish and your ancestors didn‘t want fish….……..so there needed to be some other common medium of exchange.

Long story short…………Even though it would seem like gold was put here to be used as "money", our rulers don't allow us to use Gold for money anymore and there's a reason for that. Which is pure Evil. And hidden in broad daylight, but people are stupid. Goodnight.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
14162 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 5:58 am to
On an unrelated note, Homeland Security put an open bid out for less than lethal crowd control munitions! A nice compliment to the 1B rounds of handgun ammo from a couple of years ago.

But this is a conspiracy site so nothing to see here....

hmmmm.....

Happy Easter!

Posted by AlaCowboy
North Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
6942 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 9:30 am to
Looked it up. Gold is literally beaten with hammers in a five step process until it is 1/250,000 inch thick sheets, then the sheets are glued to a surface and rolled flat.
Here it is:

LINK
Posted by BarberitosDawg
Lee County Florida across causeway
Member since Oct 2013
9914 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 10:11 am to


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