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Posted on 1/25/15 at 11:21 pm to Asian Sensation
Posted on 1/25/15 at 11:21 pm to Asian Sensation
Good God, I had to pause at regular intervals while reading that just to properly process the rich layers of bullshite 
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Posted on 1/25/15 at 11:23 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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properly process the rich layers of bullshite
I thought you were going to say metaphors instead of bullshite.
Posted on 1/25/15 at 11:28 pm to Asian Sensation
Garbled beyond all hope of recognition
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Posted on 1/25/15 at 11:34 pm to TbirdSpur2010
It's one thing to be smarmy as hell and constantly full of shite but he's an awful writer to boot.
Posted on 1/25/15 at 11:37 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
I have written papers while drunk off my keester that were more coherent than anything he has sharted out on his keyboard. And I don't consider myself an elite-level writer.
He is truly horrible.
He is truly horrible.
Posted on 1/25/15 at 11:40 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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Good God, I had to pause at regular intervals while reading that just to properly process the rich layers of bullshite
"If you gave him an enema, you could bury him in a matchbox"
Posted on 1/25/15 at 11:40 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
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Wasn't Ketchum the one who compared American Sniper to the Nazi Propaganda film in Inglorious Basterds?
Oh, that was Michael Moore?
Sorry. I'm getting my fat fricking retards confused again.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 3:11 am to Projectpat
Not a lot of chatter about Macks OV to Texas here but a lot of people thinking he wasn't blown away by it. Enjoyed it, but post-comments were very bland and generic. I think he swings wherever Murray goes ( which is retarded obviously ) and it's going to be a signing day decision.
And hoping we get Bussey to flip like now.... We need a second running back in the worst way....
And hoping we get Bussey to flip like now.... We need a second running back in the worst way....
Posted on 1/26/15 at 7:17 am to Roger Klarvin
He's horrible, ethically bankrupt and disgusting.
But his confidence makes me believe as most of us do, that the possibility of Kyler flipping and taking 2-3 buddies with him is ver real. Someone legit is feeding this fatso info and it's the first time in 5-7 years he has the chance to be in front of something other than a buffet. And he cannot contain his giddiness
But his confidence makes me believe as most of us do, that the possibility of Kyler flipping and taking 2-3 buddies with him is ver real. Someone legit is feeding this fatso info and it's the first time in 5-7 years he has the chance to be in front of something other than a buffet. And he cannot contain his giddiness
Posted on 1/26/15 at 7:31 am to Old Sarge
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Someone legit is feeding this fatso
Even though he's eaten enough
Posted on 1/26/15 at 7:37 am to Old Sarge
Ketch combines the condescension of Christopher Hitchens with the literary merit of Fun With Dick and Jane.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 7:48 am to Raoul_Duke
quote:One word...Xanax
To those who are minimizing this: that is the most typical Aggie fricking thing to do when things are exactly what they were before.
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Posted on 1/26/15 at 8:01 am to Tecate
Something very odd about that post...
Posted on 1/26/15 at 8:58 am to Cooter Davenport
Interesting comment, but you should probably say that Hitchens could actually write whereas it's painful to slog through Ketch's writing.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 9:27 am to Ash'sProstheticHand
Yeah that was my whole point.
Hitch and Ketch both have disdain for their percieved intellectual inferiors, but wheras Hitch was a legitimate literary critic who was able to carry off a florid style, Ketch's prose is on the level of "See Spot run. Run, Spot, run".
The schadenfreude to be derived from reading Ketch is in perceiving that Ketch thinks he's being literate with some of his digressions and flights of fancy, which he is quite proud of, and noticing that rather than elevating fan-reporting to the level of literary merit, he is instead sabotaged by amatureish execution and comes off as the epitome of a try-hard.
Hitch and Ketch both have disdain for their percieved intellectual inferiors, but wheras Hitch was a legitimate literary critic who was able to carry off a florid style, Ketch's prose is on the level of "See Spot run. Run, Spot, run".
The schadenfreude to be derived from reading Ketch is in perceiving that Ketch thinks he's being literate with some of his digressions and flights of fancy, which he is quite proud of, and noticing that rather than elevating fan-reporting to the level of literary merit, he is instead sabotaged by amatureish execution and comes off as the epitome of a try-hard.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 9:31 am to Cooter Davenport
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Ketch combines the condescension of Christopher Hitchens with the literary merit of Fun With Dick and Jane.
You guys are killing it
Posted on 1/26/15 at 9:46 am to Projectpat
Trying to read his shite hurts my brain. Most of what he writes sounds like a 6th grader using big words to try and get extra credit.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 9:49 am to Projectpat
So... when is Bussey flipping? Talked with his family last night. If he were to flip, he probably informed Tennessee this morning. Longer this drags out, and if he doesn't flip before his official to UTk this weekend, I think he's sticking.
He made a weird remark on Twitter about how the media was all up in his business and he didn't appreciate that. But he also thanked JD, Kirk, and Kyle Allen for showing him a great time.
He made a weird remark on Twitter about how the media was all up in his business and he didn't appreciate that. But he also thanked JD, Kirk, and Kyle Allen for showing him a great time.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 10:13 am to Cooter Davenport
That was fricking beautiful
Posted on 1/26/15 at 10:15 am to Asian Sensation
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when is Bussey flipping?
some of y'all are all kinds of impatient
He went home last night. He needs to call UT. I would imagine he's likely in school atm
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He made a weird remark on Twitter about how the media was all up in his business
Services are not allowed to talk to them on campus. So the second he left, he probably got a call from ESPN, Scout, Rivals, 247, TA, etc, etc. And likely from both sides (A&M and UT). He expressed annoyance but I wouldn't classify that as weird. Some guys enjoy the attention, some don't
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