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Things more likely to happen to you in Tiger Stadium than getting struck by lightning.

Posted on 9/5/26 at 7:30 pm
Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
22964 posts
Posted on 9/5/26 at 7:30 pm
1. Syphilis
2. Shot
3. Felony
This post was edited on 9/5/26 at 7:35 pm
Posted by vidtiger23
Member since Feb 2012
10428 posts
Posted on 9/5/26 at 7:31 pm to
I thought it was because we couldn’t get wet? Which is it?
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
77295 posts
Posted on 9/5/26 at 7:31 pm to
Piss ballon to the face.
Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
22964 posts
Posted on 9/5/26 at 7:32 pm to
I don't know. None of you heathens would answer me.
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
79903 posts
Posted on 9/5/26 at 7:32 pm to
quote:

1. Syphilis


did your mom go to the game?
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
35550 posts
Posted on 9/5/26 at 7:33 pm to
God trying to tell Lame something....
Posted by Fearless and True
N Carolina
Member since Aug 2022
1760 posts
Posted on 9/5/26 at 7:33 pm to
You've been watching The Office reruns.
Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
22964 posts
Posted on 9/5/26 at 7:33 pm to
She wouldn't step foot in that shite hole.
Posted by KingOrange
Mayfair
Member since Aug 2018
13790 posts
Posted on 9/5/26 at 7:33 pm to
A tremendous amount of Coonass engagement
Posted by Robustusk
Member since Sep 2026
78 posts
Posted on 9/5/26 at 7:33 pm to
quote:


I thought it was because we couldn’t get wet? Which is it?


I think he just said you, personally, haven't gotten your dick wet in over a decade.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
81075 posts
Posted on 9/5/26 at 7:36 pm to
quote:

did your mom go to the game?
She has spread it to 5 guys by now. His mom is, well, the pregame entertainment.
Posted by SpartanSoul
Member since Aug 2016
3561 posts
Posted on 9/5/26 at 7:37 pm to
quote:


She wouldn't step foot in that shite hole.


It isn't her foot she's spreading the syphilis with.
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
79903 posts
Posted on 9/5/26 at 9:39 pm to
quote:

She wouldn't step foot in that shite hole.

yeah both feet are behind her ears
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