re: 2013 Alabama Football Recruiting Thread - DH Decommited from UGA

LOL, it's been ages since FSU put a decent OL prospect in the NFL. Plus, Trickett was a lunatic at auburn, screaming and beating on players in practice. Ole Golson sounds dumb...

I get so confused by some of the stuff used by D Craig to sell some of these recruits on the value of going to FSU. Let me see if I can get his logic straight.

Mr left tackle, you need to show up ready to go. We need you to be ready to step in and play as a true freshman. See how we have the perfect spot for you waiting at the top of our depth chart?

We have the most respected OL coach in the business waiting to turn you into a first round draft choice. Just look at all of the All Americans he has in the Jr/Sr class this year that will be high draft choices in a few months.

While Phil Steele may not be the best at picking the pre-season All American he does have 20 slots for OL on the 4 AA teams he picks. Not a single FSU sellection in those 20 slots. If that is the case then FSU either has a line filled with good young players that an incoming freshman would wait behind or the "respected coach" is failing to produce top line NFL prospects. So which is it Mr Craig?

I agree, but for as much shite as Lane catches, he isn't a bad coach either. He did somewhat ok without his dad in Oakland all things considered in his first season there

Aprapos to that, I contacted a good friend of mine who is a stripper with this idea. Tell me that this is not genius. Jukebox lapdances. You go into the private room for a lapdance and you select the dancer that you want a screen(like a jukebox screen) maybe it's someone you saw on stage, maybe it's just a girl who looks good, whatever. Then, you select your songs. That way you don't have to hear "Cherry Pie" by Warrant while getting your dick danced on if you don't like it. You can pick up to however many songs, the longer the song obviously the more you pay. This way though, you control the tempo and the type of dance you get. You could get some slow paced grind music or some crazy fast paced "Du Hast" shite. Or you could do both, like foreplay and fricking. Or you could be a weirdo and pick Bohemian Rhapsody and pay a shite ton of money. But the power is in your hands. She liked it.

I probably wouldn't. Im not much of a strip club guy. I have to be really drunk to be talked into going to one. I did get pink eye from a stripper on Bourbon once.

BOL has gotten shitty. Boots and his troll gang have been talking about and running down a 50+ year old woman poster.

Now thats hes not an insider anymore I can continue my goal of downvoting him till he has a 0 rating.

If I wasn't still banned I would help

Look for the thread in a few. Im doing some PMing right now