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You have to stop when adults tell you to stop, not when you want to

Posted on 9/10/26 at 3:02 pm
Posted by theballguy
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Posted on 9/10/26 at 3:02 pm
I know you kids (and I include myself here) won't like this but .......

It don't matter about what rule they think he broke ....

Lane didn't stop when they told him to stop.
They first told him to stop a long time ago.

He didn't do it then, he did it at the last minute instead when he had to blink.

As stupid as it all is (and it is stupid on the SEC's part), this is shite that kids do.

This is shite that kids condone and defend.

And this is shite that kids point and laugh at.

You gotta do what mama and daddy tell you when they tell you else you get belt to arse.

Hope all this helps.
This post was edited on 9/10/26 at 3:15 pm
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
22038 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 3:03 pm to
Nate Oats didn't stop cheating on his wife just because she had cancer.

Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
110824 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 3:03 pm to
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
42740 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 3:03 pm to
Hire a clown, expect a circus. Lane's stupid bullshite may have finally caught up to him. He's pulled stupid shite everywhere he has been.
Posted by UpToPar
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
23337 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 3:04 pm to
Stop? Lane didn't even start. At no point in time did LSU or Lane Kiffin break any rules.

The SEC passed a singular rule that said: Don't roster former-NFL players (obviously paraphrasing). At no point did LSU or Lane Kiffin roster former-NFL players.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 9/10/26 at 3:04 pm to
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Hope all this helps.
Posted by theballguy
HSV (Dealing only in satire)
Member since Oct 2011
41921 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 3:04 pm to


I won't lie. It's all bullshite
Posted by SUB
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Posted on 9/10/26 at 3:04 pm to
All the adults in your scenario are braindead, so you're scenario doesn't hold water.
Posted by Night Vision
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Member since Feb 2018
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Posted on 9/10/26 at 3:05 pm to
... but what rules did he break? Am I doing this right?

Posted by faraway
Member since Nov 2022
4287 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

Lane didn't stop when they told him to stop.
didn't stop what?
Posted by tigerskin
Member since Nov 2004
47428 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 3:06 pm to
Hearing that Sankey is about to learn that
Posted by theballguy
HSV (Dealing only in satire)
Member since Oct 2011
41921 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

All the adults in your scenario are braindead


1 hundo agree but they're the ones in charge.

I work for the gubmin myself. As stupid af as they all are, I have to do what I'm told by the gubmin bosses else I don't get paid. And if I'm not careful, I could land myself in jail.
Posted by countrytiger60
Larose
Member since Sep 2018
4708 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 3:07 pm to
since you think you know so much, tell us what Lane did that was wrong. what rule did he break?
Posted by theballguy
HSV (Dealing only in satire)
Member since Oct 2011
41921 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

... but what rules did he break? Am I doing this right?



It don't matter. You have to do what the adults tell you -- when they tell you to do it, else they gon' beat that arse.
This post was edited on 9/10/26 at 3:08 pm
Posted by Tigerdew
The Garden District of Da' Parish
Member since Dec 2003
15921 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 3:08 pm to
quote:

It don't matter. You have to do what the adults tell you.



Well, that’s an absolute load of bullshite.
Posted by OscarTheGrouch
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
6026 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 3:08 pm to
quote:

Nate Oats didn't stop cheating on his wife just because she had cancer.


I'm guessing Oats isn't a "frick cancer" kinda guy.
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
28938 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 3:08 pm to
Lane gonna hang 80 on your poverty program this season
Posted by theballguy
HSV (Dealing only in satire)
Member since Oct 2011
41921 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

what rule did he break?


re-read OP.
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
22038 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

I'm guessing Oats isn't a "frick cancer" kinda guy.

He's more of a "frick a staffer if your wife has cancer" guy.
Posted by theballguy
HSV (Dealing only in satire)
Member since Oct 2011
41921 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

Lane gonna hang 80 on your poverty program this season



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