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re: Fail Gifs. Let's post them.

Posted by SUB on 5/14/26 at 3:09 pm to
That's hilarious. I watched a few more videos. I've heard of this type of snake but must have forgotten this trait of its.
Nice! That's one of the few dates that I didn't put in for because I have a big certification exam right after that.

Now 5 rejected for me. 3 to go.
I put in for like 8 dates and have received 3 rejections so far.

re: Scholars trash a Wendy’s.

Posted by SUB on 5/14/26 at 7:18 am to
Isn’t this from a couple months ago?
I use a Jamaican accent when pronouncing Asian names.

Ho Lee fuk…mon
Actually, I'm not sure if you can only pick one show. It's a bit confusing.

Ticket site - EQL

It says:

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Enter as many launches as you'd like. Only enter each launch once. You will be limited to winning a maximum of 1 entry.


Claude interpreted this to mean that you can enter as many lotteries as you want but can only purchase them for 1 entry. This seems pretty damn confusing. I'm guessing that they will only award tickets for 1 show, but do you get to pick which one of the ones you entered, or do they pick?

I also read that this site they are using has lots of controls in place to keep people from scamming the system by creating multiple accounts and entering multiple times for the same show. You get deprioritized if it catches you. They compare phone #'s, credit card info, addresses, IP, etc.

I guess I'll just enter for a bunch of different shows.
I agree that it was overproduced. I think I jumped the gun in saying how great the roast was. The further in I got the more it kinda sucked. Too many duds for guests. Too much pre rehearsed performative garbage. The stupid shite with The Rock went on too long and went into an act that they both had practiced.
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Tickets will be made available tomorrow! It’s a lottery system this time and you have a 24 hour window to enter, starting tomorrow at noon.


And it says you can only pick one show. I’ll have to figure out how to game the system.

re: Irony for the OT

Posted by SUB on 5/12/26 at 4:17 pm to
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Tried to calmly talk to him about training his dog and reading it’s body language and being around other dogs.


The dog needs to be put down. You can’t untrain instincts.
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We have had a great life, 3 great kids, lived in the Middle East/far east for 20 years, Rv'ed above the arctic circle, she sung concerts in Japan, Saudi, Puerto Rico and was choir director for the Camp Doha US military base in Kuwait.


Wow. That is quite an adventurous life! I'm jealous!
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Was this really worth starting a thread?


The question that you should be asking people in a 13 page thread, which will answer your question is:

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I swear, sometimes I feel like the crowd has never spent any time around black people. Royal's set was not funny, but the crowd was falling all over themselves.


I think it's different when you are there in the room. Sometimes the energy of the crowd can take on a life of its own. I didn't think any of his jokes were all that funny.

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The new panel guy is solid. I'd like to see him with maybe only one other guest.


He was awesome. I've never heard of him but now will be checking out some of his standup.
Never apologize for something that you aren't truly sorry for. Nothing of what he said was untrue. It was what he actually experienced.
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We’ve got young men without any money paying to see naked women on OnlyFans because they aren’t having actual sex with their own.


Isn't that better than incest though?
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her set (and Draymond's. And Brady's) were of course clearly written for them.


Almost everyone who does these roasts has their material written for them. There are exceptions - like Tony.
Are those any good? I’ve never cared for the bagged “cracklin” as they are more like pork rinds and I’m not big on those either.
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Jokes about Charlie Kirk


I loathe the idiots celebrating his assassination, but lighten up pussy. You said it yourself. They are jokes.