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You have 24 hours to return it before I report you scum to Mike Slive!
Posted on 10/12/14 at 1:22 pm
Posted on 10/12/14 at 1:22 pm
Look, we are all cool with pranks and good ole college fun. We ourselves have stolen many a mascot over the years. So we get it, it's funny for a while but you have GONE TOO FAR.
Now I don't want to prosecute but I will if forced. You can return it and remain anonymous but only if you do so in the next 24 hours.
You know who you are, we don't know how you snuck in and took it but return our OFFENSE within the next 24 hours and avoid the consequences. (You can have the one you left in its place 2 weeks ago, we don't want it)
Sincerely,
Old Sarge
Now I don't want to prosecute but I will if forced. You can return it and remain anonymous but only if you do so in the next 24 hours.
You know who you are, we don't know how you snuck in and took it but return our OFFENSE within the next 24 hours and avoid the consequences. (You can have the one you left in its place 2 weeks ago, we don't want it)
Sincerely,
Old Sarge
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Posted on 10/12/14 at 1:23 pm to Old Sarge
Posted on 10/12/14 at 1:23 pm to Old Sarge
quote:
Old
and senile
Posted on 10/12/14 at 1:24 pm to DrunkenStuporMan
um, i think your own qb has it
Posted on 10/12/14 at 1:24 pm to Old Sarge
Wait till you see the score spelled out in the holy grass..
Posted on 10/12/14 at 1:24 pm to Old Sarge
Posted on 10/12/14 at 1:25 pm to Old Sarge
It's called defense, I know ya'll haven't heard of that term over there but look it up and try to figure out how to play it.
Posted on 10/12/14 at 1:25 pm to Old Sarge
The heist must of occurred during the 4th quarter when there were no witnesses around.
Posted on 10/12/14 at 1:25 pm to Old Sarge
your offense was stolen by good defenses. always has and always will.
your coach just doesn't understand how to win championships. but it sure is purdy.
your coach just doesn't understand how to win championships. but it sure is purdy.
Posted on 10/12/14 at 1:25 pm to Old Sarge
Look, another Aggie with unrealistic expectations.
Your football program is not a powerhouse and will never be.
You are aTm, not Baylor.
Your football program is not a powerhouse and will never be.
You are aTm, not Baylor.
Posted on 10/12/14 at 1:26 pm to Old Sarge
Shut the frick up
Posted on 10/12/14 at 1:26 pm to Old Sarge
Pretty sure these guys took it. I don't know that you get it back anytime soon.
Posted on 10/12/14 at 1:28 pm to Old Sarge
Look at the bright side, the Longhorns suck more than y'all do. At least you have that
Posted on 10/12/14 at 1:31 pm to Old Sarge
You sound so cool
Posted on 10/12/14 at 1:32 pm to Old Sarge
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You know who you are, we don't know how you snuck in and took it but return our OFFENSE within the next 24 hours and avoid the consequences.
It's a GD crime wave! Those bitches have apparently stolen ours too!
I also want them prosecuted to the max for not allowing me to gloat/revel/dickride MSU for their win over AU.
Damn thievin' bastards.
Posted on 10/12/14 at 1:32 pm to Old Sarge
Your offense has actually sucked all season, it was just exposed when you finally played real defenses.
Kind of like Dak vs a real secondary
Kind of like Dak vs a real secondary
Posted on 10/12/14 at 1:36 pm to Old Sarge
It takes a certain level of intelligence to fully-appreciate self-deprecating humor.
Rant score = zero
It takes a slightly-lower level to understand it, without fully-appreciating it.
Rant score = about 10%
To even RECOGNIZE this type of humor requires at least a modicum of brainpower.
Rant score= less than 25%
Rant score = zero
It takes a slightly-lower level to understand it, without fully-appreciating it.
Rant score = about 10%
To even RECOGNIZE this type of humor requires at least a modicum of brainpower.
Rant score= less than 25%
Posted on 10/12/14 at 1:38 pm to Old Sarge
Awful thread is awful
Posted on 10/12/14 at 1:41 pm to AggieHank86
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AggieHank86
Everybody recognizes his "humor"... It just isn't funny.
Posted on 10/12/14 at 1:45 pm to Old Sarge
I think your anger is misplaced. You should be mad at your AD for allowing you to join the SEC with the big boys. FWIW, I think you guys would be having a great year in the Big 12. You'd be at least 6th behind Baylor, TCU and Oklahoma, okie state and K state.
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