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You don't trust a man abandoned his dog.

Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:14 am
Posted by volinktown
Member since Apr 2017
1086 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:14 am
Someone asked Sorsby's dad why his son changed his mind at the last second.
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
88274 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:15 am to
all Kiffin all the time

the dog is in BR btw and Ole Miss fans had a nuclear meltdown about that too
Posted by Billy Mays
Member since Jan 2009
25779 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:17 am to
Wondering what his next prop will be as a figurative human shield. So far we've seen:

The 2025 E-60 documentary
Juice Kiffin
Nick Saban
Pete Carroll
God
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
18026 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:17 am to
Juice deserves better
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
34915 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:18 am to
That poor dog.

Posted by GeauxBurrow312
Member since Nov 2024
5559 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:18 am to
Sorsby is not worth $5m. Look at his stats against the few good defenses he played. 30% completion rate. Can’t handle man coverage.

TTU will steamroll the big 12 just to get whipped again.

LSU will be better off
Posted by Nasty_Canasta
Canada
Member since Dec 2024
4662 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:20 am to
quote:

TTU will steamroll the big 12 just to get whipped again.


That oil tycoon is a glutton for punishment
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
6692 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:20 am to
Too coonass to appreciate an analogy.
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
43365 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:21 am to
It was never his dog though
Posted by Billy Mays
Member since Jan 2009
25779 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:23 am to
Hate to say it, but LSU/Weis Jr. don't need a $5M QB. Lane for all of his personality flaws can turn chicken shite into a chicken sandwich in terms of crafting a productive college QB.

Hell if LSU were smart they'd pass on Leavitt and save their bullets for other positions since there is a current roster exodus. I don't doubt LK could make Aidan Chiles or someone in that tier a viable SEC QB.
Posted by GeauxBurrow312
Member since Nov 2024
5559 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:25 am to
Chiles would be intriguing to me. He has all the physical tools, just played for a dog shite program and didn’t get developed. We could probably get him cheap and see what happens. He has 5* athleticism

I’m with you on Leavitt - his brother/agent concerns me and coming off an injury I’m not sure he’s worth the asking price.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
49383 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:28 am to
quote:

all Kiffin all the time

I know a president from my lifetime that got similar treatment and ended up having tremendous success.
Posted by TeachemMeachem17
Tallahassee, FL
Member since Jan 2010
944 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:39 am to
quote:

Sorsby is not worth $5m. Look at his stats


This. I’m 100% fine not paying him $5m.
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
9583 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:41 am to
Live look at Juice during morning hot yoga session with co-eds.

Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
19035 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:13 am to
Kiffin abandoned the little bitch that is Tennessee
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
18026 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:24 am to
quote:

Sorsby is not worth


Probably going to be overpaying for a QB one way or the other here soon.
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
12676 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:29 am to
Tigers kill dogs all the time; what’s your point?…
Posted by Landmass
Premium Member
Member since Jun 2013
25065 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:41 am to
quote:

Sorsby is not worth $5m.


quote:

LSU will be better off


LSU is going to have to overpay for a QB because, unless you want to trot out a scout team QB, I don't think you have one left on your roster.
Posted by Freezus22
Da Boot
Member since Aug 2016
1642 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 10:06 am to
quote:

LSU will be better off

This is always the response when something doesn't go your way.
Posted by captainFid
Never apologize to barbarism
Member since Dec 2014
9323 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 10:14 am to
quote:

This. I’m 100% fine not paying him $5m.



But you're OK paying Kelly $54 Million not to coach?

And before you say the most LSU thing ever... "It's not my money"

... but the $5m is?
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