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You can just tell that Eli Drinkwitz never pulled arse.
Posted on 10/8/26 at 4:56 pm
Posted on 10/8/26 at 4:56 pm
Dude probably lost his virginity post 25.
This post was edited on 10/8/26 at 5:06 pm
Posted on 10/8/26 at 5:02 pm to Trumansfangs
All I’m saying is that if Drinkwitz opened up a funeral home, people would stop dying. The guy can’t close. He’s a dud.
Posted on 10/8/26 at 5:03 pm to Uga Alum
Both he and Kiffin appear to be on the spectrum.
Posted on 10/8/26 at 5:30 pm to Uga Alum
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You can tell that Eli Drinkwitz never pulled arse. Dude probably lost his virginity post 25.
You’re really weird for being interested in Drink’s sex life. You gay, bro?
Posted on 10/8/26 at 5:41 pm to Uga Alum
Pretty gay to be thinking about this dude fricking. You gay?
Posted on 10/8/26 at 5:46 pm to DawgCountry
More like U-G-AY
Amirite?
Amirite?
Posted on 10/8/26 at 5:50 pm to Uga Alum
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All I’m saying is that if Drinkwitz opened up a funeral home, people would stop dying.
Ok this was funny.
Also, he gon cast a spell on you and turn you even more gay now.
Posted on 10/8/26 at 5:59 pm to Uga Alum
Weird dude. Never forget the time he had someone leave blankets with taunting slogans in the rooms of his own WR's when they visited CS and Aggies had a CB nicknamed "The Blanket".
Was a strange and dismal failure! Seems like something one of my HS Coaches tried one time.

Was a strange and dismal failure! Seems like something one of my HS Coaches tried one time.
This post was edited on 10/8/26 at 6:02 pm
Posted on 10/8/26 at 6:32 pm to Uga Alum
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UGA Alum
Top 5 worst posters on here.
Posted on 10/8/26 at 6:45 pm to Uga Alum
Id love to be able to not pull if it meant I had 45m in the bank.
This post was edited on 10/8/26 at 6:46 pm
Posted on 10/8/26 at 6:54 pm to Night Vision
Both you and Uga Alum post like you’re on the spectrum.
I’m just saying…
I’m just saying…
Posted on 10/8/26 at 6:58 pm to Liberace
Never really thought about his ability to pull trim but he certainly is a unique dude. Especially in the bro world he lives. I have no idea how he is able to relate to any of these younger recruits, but he seems to be a pretty good coach.So who the hell knows.
Posted on 10/8/26 at 6:59 pm to Uga Alum
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You can just tell that Eli Drinkwitz never pulled arse.
Uga Alum
Dude probably lost his virginity post 25.
This is likely the most lame OP of 2026.
Posted on 10/8/26 at 8:51 pm to Uga Alum
The fact that you are randomly thinking about another guys sex life(not being jealous of which would be very understandable) maybe one of the gayest post ever on SECRant.
Posted on 10/8/26 at 9:00 pm to Uga Alum
I'm sorry he turned you down.
Posted on 10/8/26 at 10:17 pm to Uga Alum
You’re a weird motherfricker.
Posted on 10/8/26 at 11:07 pm to Uga Alum
why are you chirping mizzou lol do yall even play this year?

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