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You can just tell that Eli Drinkwitz never pulled arse.

Posted on 10/8/26 at 4:56 pm
Posted by Uga Alum
Member since Jul 2022
7419 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 4:56 pm
Dude probably lost his virginity post 25.
This post was edited on 10/8/26 at 5:06 pm
Posted by Trumansfangs
Mo
Member since Sep 2018
9944 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 5:00 pm to
Why would you care ?
Posted by Uga Alum
Member since Jul 2022
7419 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 5:02 pm to
All I’m saying is that if Drinkwitz opened up a funeral home, people would stop dying. The guy can’t close. He’s a dud.
Posted by Night Vision
33rd Level REC/Bryant Denny West
Member since Feb 2018
26675 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 5:03 pm to
Both he and Kiffin appear to be on the spectrum.
Posted by QBUMizzou
North of the Mason Dixon line
Member since Nov 2013
1250 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

You can tell that Eli Drinkwitz never pulled arse. Dude probably lost his virginity post 25.


You’re really weird for being interested in Drink’s sex life. You gay, bro?

Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
4107 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 5:38 pm to
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Uga Alum


Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
34143 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 5:41 pm to
Pretty gay to be thinking about this dude fricking. You gay?
Posted by Beachbum87
Niceville, FL
Member since Oct 2022
4479 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 5:46 pm to
More like U-G-AY

Amirite?
Posted by everytrueson
Southern California
Member since Mar 2012
8242 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 5:50 pm to
quote:

All I’m saying is that if Drinkwitz opened up a funeral home, people would stop dying.


Ok this was funny.

Also, he gon cast a spell on you and turn you even more gay now.
Posted by ColoradoElkHerd
USA
Member since May 2014
5183 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 5:59 pm to
Weird dude. Never forget the time he had someone leave blankets with taunting slogans in the rooms of his own WR's when they visited CS and Aggies had a CB nicknamed "The Blanket".

Was a strange and dismal failure! Seems like something one of my HS Coaches tried one time.

This post was edited on 10/8/26 at 6:02 pm
Posted by Neutral_Observer
Member since Sep 2026
539 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 6:32 pm to
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UGA Alum


Top 5 worst posters on here.
Posted by mizslu314
Dirty STL
Member since Sep 2013
16770 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 6:45 pm to
Id love to be able to not pull if it meant I had 45m in the bank.
This post was edited on 10/8/26 at 6:46 pm
Posted by Uga Alum
Member since Jul 2022
7419 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 6:52 pm to
You would?
Posted by Liberace
Rewatching the GA/bama massacre LOL
Member since Oct 2022
1130 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 6:54 pm to
Both you and Uga Alum post like you’re on the spectrum.

I’m just saying…
Posted by themicah85
DALLAS TX
Member since Jul 2015
3708 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 6:58 pm to
Never really thought about his ability to pull trim but he certainly is a unique dude. Especially in the bro world he lives. I have no idea how he is able to relate to any of these younger recruits, but he seems to be a pretty good coach.So who the hell knows.
Posted by Bass Tiger
Member since Oct 2014
57003 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 6:59 pm to
quote:

You can just tell that Eli Drinkwitz never pulled arse.
Uga Alum

Dude probably lost his virginity post 25.


This is likely the most lame OP of 2026.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
30868 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 8:51 pm to
The fact that you are randomly thinking about another guys sex life(not being jealous of which would be very understandable) maybe one of the gayest post ever on SECRant.
Posted by rexorotten
2314762 posts
Member since Oct 2013
5314 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 9:00 pm to
I'm sorry he turned you down.
Posted by Kcprogguitar
Kansas City
Member since Oct 2014
953 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 10:17 pm to
You’re a weird motherfricker.
Posted by RockyRococco
Jacksonville FL
Member since Aug 2021
2316 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 11:07 pm to
why are you chirping mizzou lol do yall even play this year?
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