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Yes Or No... Should Bert Get Lap Band Surgery?
Posted on 12/28/14 at 3:28 pm
Posted on 12/28/14 at 3:28 pm
We've heard about Bert's concern over player health for two off-seasons now.
I'm watching Rex Ryan prowling the sidelines, all slim and trim, with his stomach stapled.
What about Bert's health?? For his quality of life should he just take the plunge and do it?
It could rock his world.
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Posted on 12/28/14 at 3:32 pm to Mizz-SEC
No. His arse needs a sleeve gastrectomy.
Posted on 12/28/14 at 3:37 pm to Mizz-SEC
As long as he's married to Jen and hitting it on the reg... Put bacon on everything!
Posted on 12/28/14 at 3:40 pm to Mizz-SEC
he's HC of a team with a Hog for a mascot
Posted on 12/28/14 at 3:54 pm to Mizz-SEC
No, but you should have a lobotomy.
Posted on 12/28/14 at 3:56 pm to Mizz-SEC
He wouldn't want to get skinny in a hurry.
Posted on 12/28/14 at 3:56 pm to Mizz-SEC
The Jets started going downhill after Rex had his surgery.
The fatter Bert has gotten the better Arky has played. He may look like Mark Mangino this time next year if they continue to improve at their current rate.
The fatter Bert has gotten the better Arky has played. He may look like Mark Mangino this time next year if they continue to improve at their current rate.
Posted on 12/28/14 at 4:02 pm to Mizz-SEC
or we could all just stay out of another guy's business. Who gives a damn about how much another dude weighs.
Posted on 12/28/14 at 4:02 pm to Mizz-SEC
Posted on 12/28/14 at 4:11 pm to athens-ga
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or we could all just stay out of another guy's business. Who gives a damn about how much another dude weighs.
You tFat bruh? It cool. Just an interwebz message boards.
To the OP: Hell naw. That would be like Freeze losing his religion, Les finding a game clock and his marbles, Murfins sleeping between now and Egg Bowl 2015, Gus divorcing Kristi, Saban leaving for the NFL (again), Richt gaining control, Spurrier giving canned answers, etc. We'd have nuffin to talk about 'cept foosball.
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