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Y2K hoax or Jimbo Fisher dateless natty trophy?
Posted on 3/3/18 at 8:48 am
Posted on 3/3/18 at 8:48 am
I thought there was life before 911 and then life after 911
Now there's life before 911, life after 911, and life after Texas A&M embarrassed themselves for the rest of history.
As technology moves on, life 500 years from now will be able to download this moment and laugh their asses off at early 21st century Aggie, as if the moment just happened
Has there ever been a more embarrassing chain of events in college football history than The Jimbo Aggy? Do we only teach the children that, yes, Jimbo is overrated? Doesn't that cheat children of the truth? Do we lie to children?
My mind is racing. I must now communicate only with bullet points if I'm going to rake it all in and produce the thought process of Aggy here that you all deserve to read
- Y2K
- Jimbo Aggy Pre-Natty
- Venezuela
- Joy Behar
- Caligula
- The death of Draco The Lawgiver
- Alyssa Milano
- Pluto - not really a planet
Now there's life before 911, life after 911, and life after Texas A&M embarrassed themselves for the rest of history.
As technology moves on, life 500 years from now will be able to download this moment and laugh their asses off at early 21st century Aggie, as if the moment just happened
Has there ever been a more embarrassing chain of events in college football history than The Jimbo Aggy? Do we only teach the children that, yes, Jimbo is overrated? Doesn't that cheat children of the truth? Do we lie to children?
My mind is racing. I must now communicate only with bullet points if I'm going to rake it all in and produce the thought process of Aggy here that you all deserve to read
- Y2K
- Jimbo Aggy Pre-Natty
- Venezuela
- Joy Behar
- Caligula
- The death of Draco The Lawgiver
- Alyssa Milano
- Pluto - not really a planet
This post was edited on 3/3/18 at 8:52 am
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Posted on 3/3/18 at 8:49 am to Harry Rex Vonner
I know I'm drunk but wtf did I just read?
Posted on 3/3/18 at 8:51 am to Harry Rex Vonner
I'm confused.
Posted on 3/3/18 at 8:52 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Lemme go eat a gummy and I’ll come back to this thread
Posted on 3/3/18 at 8:54 am to roguetiger15
go get you a ginseng gummy so you can think boy
Posted on 3/3/18 at 8:55 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 3/3/18 at 9:05 am to Harry Rex Vonner
I will take Russian Collusion hoax for a thousand, Alex
Posted on 3/3/18 at 9:07 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Da fuq I jus reed
Posted on 3/3/18 at 9:13 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Do they only expect to get one Natty out of him?
Posted on 3/3/18 at 9:20 am to Harry Rex Vonner
did you mean to post this on the "all-stars" board? none of us are special enough to comprehend
Posted on 3/3/18 at 9:21 am to hg
Ham and cheese omelet, scattered, smothered, covered and chunked, and some bacon
Thanks
Thanks
Posted on 3/3/18 at 9:54 am to Harry Rex Vonner
quote:
Ham and cheese omelet, scattered, smothered, covered and chunked, and some bacon
How fricking fat are you?
Posted on 3/3/18 at 11:40 am to Harry Rex Vonner
this is germans as frick.
Posted on 3/3/18 at 11:50 am to Harry Rex Vonner
I would like for someone to lather OP in bacon grease and throw him into a pit with a gaggle of hyenas and then stream it otb
Posted on 3/3/18 at 11:51 am to David Ricky
i support user David Ricky's motion
Posted on 3/3/18 at 12:05 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 3/3/18 at 12:43 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
I know John Sharp is a weirdo, but y'all get this is a gag, right? And one at the expense of Aggy and our high expectations? At what point did any of you simpletons hear about this and think it was serious? As if Jimbo is going to hang that in his office? It was presented as a gag, met with laughs, and probably never left that room and was thrown in the trash.
I get it. The education in all stretches of Dixie is quite low. The 13 member institutions in the SEC other than A&M are basically glorified high school diploma mills. I honestly understand why y'all are so confused and take everything on Twitter as if it is serious. But the rest of y'all, the ones that didn't go to college, what happened to street smarts? How does one take a look at this story and waste more than 3 seconds of energy before they realize it's self deprecating humor and move on?
You're basically CNN and the fake news. I can see the next headline now...
SECNNRant Breaking News: Trump has two scoops of ice cream and demands everyone else recognize Jimbo Fisher is not Russian.
I get it. The education in all stretches of Dixie is quite low. The 13 member institutions in the SEC other than A&M are basically glorified high school diploma mills. I honestly understand why y'all are so confused and take everything on Twitter as if it is serious. But the rest of y'all, the ones that didn't go to college, what happened to street smarts? How does one take a look at this story and waste more than 3 seconds of energy before they realize it's self deprecating humor and move on?
You're basically CNN and the fake news. I can see the next headline now...
SECNNRant Breaking News: Trump has two scoops of ice cream and demands everyone else recognize Jimbo Fisher is not Russian.
This post was edited on 3/3/18 at 12:45 pm
Posted on 3/3/18 at 2:27 pm to TeLeFaWx
shite, this ain't no stringer of fish, I've struck oil here
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