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Worst Football Program in the SEC

Posted on 5/24/26 at 3:00 pm
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
23911 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 3:00 pm
And why is that program Missouri?

Is it because they are located north of the Mason-Dixon? Is it because they have gay football players? Is it because of poop swastikas? Is it because they have a Harry Potter character as their head coach? What exactly makes Missouri so bad at football?
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
70981 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 3:03 pm to
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
23911 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 3:03 pm to
Stranger Danger! Stranger Danger!
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
6131 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

SidewalkTiger

quote:

captdalton

Can you BOTH just frick right off?

Tiresome as hell.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
28689 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 3:06 pm to
Google says Miss State when you type in worst football program in the SEC.
Posted by bamabaseballsec
Member since Dec 2020
3931 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 3:06 pm to
I’d rank bottom half sec programs as follows. However vandy will probably overtake some teams on this list if nil era remains Wild West.
9) atm
10) ole miss
11) mizzou
12) usce
13) arky
14) Kentucky
15) miss st
16) vandy
Posted by bamabaseballsec
Member since Dec 2020
3931 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 3:07 pm to
I was leaning hard miss st but vandy has done the least in my lifetime
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
23911 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 3:08 pm to
quote:

Can you BOTH just frick right off?


Friend. I would LOVE if he would not respond to every post I make.

Posted by HoorahHoorahMizzou
Knob Noster, Mizzou
Member since Oct 2025
154 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 3:16 pm to
Well, at least you changed the subject

But, no. not even close to the worst.

This post was edited on 5/24/26 at 3:18 pm
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
70981 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 3:35 pm to
quote:

Can you BOTH just frick right off?

Tiresome as hell.


I haven't created a thread on this board in nearly 10 days.


Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
15135 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 3:45 pm to
Kentucky and South Carolina probably have too.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
23911 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 3:48 pm to
I don’t care what google or ai says. Compared to other SEC programs Missouri comes in last. Mainly because they are not a SEC program..
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
70981 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 3:51 pm to
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I don’t care what google or ai says.



Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
23911 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 3:52 pm to
Friend, do you have any suggestions on how best to handle a stalker?
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
70981 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 3:57 pm to
Calm down, baw. You begged for attention. You're getting it now. A lot of it.

All of your bullshite, double standards, and contradictions are going to be clogging every shitepost thread you create. Deal with it.


Posted by Hwy26
Member since May 2026
8 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 4:00 pm to
Since joining the SEC the Aggies are 4th in wins. Trailing Georgia, LSU, and Bama.
Posted by bamabaseballsec
Member since Dec 2020
3931 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 4:07 pm to
I will concede you have a pretty good argument with Kentucky, usce too but they recruit(invest) a good bit more in football than Kentucky and miss st.
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
20002 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 4:21 pm to
It'll be a cold day in hell before we let those Missouri sonsofbitches take our place at the bottom of the SEC trash heap.
This post was edited on 5/24/26 at 4:21 pm
Posted by cjohn
Georgia
Member since Aug 2014
1381 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 4:28 pm to
Just for fun, I had the SEC towns sorted by ChatGPT from most northern to most southern.

University of Missouri (Columbia, MO) - 38.94 N
University of Kentucky (Lexington, KY) - 38.04 N
Vanderbilt University (Nashville, TN) - 36.14 N
University of Arkansas (Fayetteville, AR) - 36.06 N
University of Tennessee (Knoxville, TN) - 35.95 N
University of Oklahoma (Norman, OK) - 35.21 N
University of Mississippi (Oxford, MS) - 34.37 N
University of South Carolina (Columbia, SC) - 33.99 N
University of Georgia (Athens, GA) - 33.95 N
Mississippi State University (Starkville, MS) - 33.46 N
University of Alabama (Tuscaloosa, AL) - 33.21 N
Auburn University (Auburn, AL) - 32.60 N
Texas A&M University (College Station, TX) - 30.62 N
Louisiana State University (Boner Rouge, LA) - 30.41 N
University of Texas (Austin, TX) - 30.28 N
University of Florida (Gainesville, FL) - 29.65 N
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
23911 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 4:32 pm to
If you drive about 2 hours north from Columbia, MO you will find yourself in Iowa.
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