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Worst Football Program in the SEC
Posted on 5/24/26 at 3:00 pm
Posted on 5/24/26 at 3:00 pm
And why is that program Missouri?
Is it because they are located north of the Mason-Dixon? Is it because they have gay football players? Is it because of poop swastikas? Is it because they have a Harry Potter character as their head coach? What exactly makes Missouri so bad at football?
Is it because they are located north of the Mason-Dixon? Is it because they have gay football players? Is it because of poop swastikas? Is it because they have a Harry Potter character as their head coach? What exactly makes Missouri so bad at football?
Posted on 5/24/26 at 3:03 pm to SidewalkTiger
Stranger Danger! Stranger Danger!
Posted on 5/24/26 at 3:06 pm to captdalton
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SidewalkTiger
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captdalton
Can you BOTH just frick right off?
Tiresome as hell.
Posted on 5/24/26 at 3:06 pm to captdalton
Google says Miss State when you type in worst football program in the SEC.
Posted on 5/24/26 at 3:06 pm to captdalton
I’d rank bottom half sec programs as follows. However vandy will probably overtake some teams on this list if nil era remains Wild West.
9) atm
10) ole miss
11) mizzou
12) usce
13) arky
14) Kentucky
15) miss st
16) vandy
9) atm
10) ole miss
11) mizzou
12) usce
13) arky
14) Kentucky
15) miss st
16) vandy
Posted on 5/24/26 at 3:07 pm to Gatorbait2008
I was leaning hard miss st but vandy has done the least in my lifetime
Posted on 5/24/26 at 3:08 pm to Radio One
quote:
Can you BOTH just frick right off?
Friend. I would LOVE if he would not respond to every post I make.

Posted on 5/24/26 at 3:16 pm to captdalton
Well, at least you changed the subject
But, no. not even close to the worst.
But, no. not even close to the worst.
This post was edited on 5/24/26 at 3:18 pm
Posted on 5/24/26 at 3:35 pm to Radio One
quote:
Can you BOTH just frick right off?
Tiresome as hell.
I haven't created a thread on this board in nearly 10 days.
Posted on 5/24/26 at 3:45 pm to bamabaseballsec
Kentucky and South Carolina probably have too.
Posted on 5/24/26 at 3:48 pm to bamabaseballsec
I don’t care what google or ai says. Compared to other SEC programs Missouri comes in last. Mainly because they are not a SEC program..
Posted on 5/24/26 at 3:51 pm to captdalton
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I don’t care what google or ai says.

Posted on 5/24/26 at 3:52 pm to Radio One
Friend, do you have any suggestions on how best to handle a stalker?
Posted on 5/24/26 at 3:57 pm to captdalton
Calm down, baw. You begged for attention. You're getting it now. A lot of it.
All of your bullshite, double standards, and contradictions are going to be clogging every shitepost thread you create. Deal with it.
All of your bullshite, double standards, and contradictions are going to be clogging every shitepost thread you create. Deal with it.
Posted on 5/24/26 at 4:00 pm to bamabaseballsec
Since joining the SEC the Aggies are 4th in wins. Trailing Georgia, LSU, and Bama.
Posted on 5/24/26 at 4:07 pm to Reservoir dawg
I will concede you have a pretty good argument with Kentucky, usce too but they recruit(invest) a good bit more in football than Kentucky and miss st.
Posted on 5/24/26 at 4:21 pm to bamabaseballsec
It'll be a cold day in hell before we let those Missouri sonsofbitches take our place at the bottom of the SEC trash heap.
This post was edited on 5/24/26 at 4:21 pm
Posted on 5/24/26 at 4:28 pm to captdalton
Just for fun, I had the SEC towns sorted by ChatGPT from most northern to most southern.
University of Missouri (Columbia, MO) - 38.94 N
University of Kentucky (Lexington, KY) - 38.04 N
Vanderbilt University (Nashville, TN) - 36.14 N
University of Arkansas (Fayetteville, AR) - 36.06 N
University of Tennessee (Knoxville, TN) - 35.95 N
University of Oklahoma (Norman, OK) - 35.21 N
University of Mississippi (Oxford, MS) - 34.37 N
University of South Carolina (Columbia, SC) - 33.99 N
University of Georgia (Athens, GA) - 33.95 N
Mississippi State University (Starkville, MS) - 33.46 N
University of Alabama (Tuscaloosa, AL) - 33.21 N
Auburn University (Auburn, AL) - 32.60 N
Texas A&M University (College Station, TX) - 30.62 N
Louisiana State University (Boner Rouge, LA) - 30.41 N
University of Texas (Austin, TX) - 30.28 N
University of Florida (Gainesville, FL) - 29.65 N
University of Missouri (Columbia, MO) - 38.94 N
University of Kentucky (Lexington, KY) - 38.04 N
Vanderbilt University (Nashville, TN) - 36.14 N
University of Arkansas (Fayetteville, AR) - 36.06 N
University of Tennessee (Knoxville, TN) - 35.95 N
University of Oklahoma (Norman, OK) - 35.21 N
University of Mississippi (Oxford, MS) - 34.37 N
University of South Carolina (Columbia, SC) - 33.99 N
University of Georgia (Athens, GA) - 33.95 N
Mississippi State University (Starkville, MS) - 33.46 N
University of Alabama (Tuscaloosa, AL) - 33.21 N
Auburn University (Auburn, AL) - 32.60 N
Texas A&M University (College Station, TX) - 30.62 N
Louisiana State University (Boner Rouge, LA) - 30.41 N
University of Texas (Austin, TX) - 30.28 N
University of Florida (Gainesville, FL) - 29.65 N
Posted on 5/24/26 at 4:32 pm to cjohn
If you drive about 2 hours north from Columbia, MO you will find yourself in Iowa.
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