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Will Cam Newton be a head coach one day?

Posted on 12/13/15 at 10:13 pm
Posted by FourThreeForty
Member since May 2013
17290 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 10:13 pm
He has a knack for making some of the worst teams look like '95 Nebraska clones.



Usurped Gene Chizik and coached a 5-7 Auburn team to a national championship and now he's fixing to lead a mediocre at best Panthers team to the promised land undefeated.


The only good players outside Cam on that Panthers squad are Olsen, Stewart, and Keek Lee.
Posted by TigerChief10
Member since Dec 2012
10858 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 10:16 pm to
Would he do a dance every time he calls a play that works?
Posted by CrazyCadillac
Member since Oct 2011
1919 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 10:18 pm to
The butthurt he causes is so delicious
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46505 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 10:19 pm to
Generally speaking, you need to be able to read to be a succesful coach.
This post was edited on 12/13/15 at 10:20 pm
Posted by The_Joker
Winter Park, Fl
Member since Jan 2013
16316 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 10:21 pm to
No team with the best LB in the world is "mediocre at best". The offense, yeah, but that defense is nasty. They absolutely wouldn't be undefeated without Cam but they would be better than mediocre.
Posted by TigerChief10
Member since Dec 2012
10858 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 10:22 pm to
quote:

Generally speaking, you need to be able to read to be a succesful coach.

He stole laptops at UF. What would he be doing with those if he can't read?
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46505 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 10:25 pm to
I don't know, what do young black males typically do with their stolen property?
Posted by TigerChief10
Member since Dec 2012
10858 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 10:26 pm to
Young black males only steal to further their education
Posted by Futures Bleak
Member since Jun 2014
3545 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 10:29 pm to
Roger Klarvin believes young black males are the only group of people that steal property and sell it.
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
30949 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 10:30 pm to
His celebrations have the ghey.
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46505 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 10:32 pm to
quote:

Roger Klarvin believes young black males are the only group of people that steal property and sell it.


I do not

Mexicans are good at it, too
Posted by Bham4Tide
In a Van down by the River
Member since Feb 2011
22087 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 10:33 pm to
quote:

The butthurt he causes is so delicious


You think butthurt is delicious?

Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46505 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 10:37 pm to
I'm convinced most of the Auburn fans here would allow Cam to penetrate them anally.
Posted by jem77
Memphis
Member since Sep 2011
255 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 10:43 pm to
The better question is what would Cam NOT do for money?
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105400 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 10:44 pm to
You have proven to be ignorant about football once again.
Posted by CrimsonCoast
The Coast
Member since Jun 2012
1409 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 10:56 pm to
In my opinion, the best athletes rarely become good coaches because they really didn't have to work as hard to learn the game and develop themselves as mediocre athletes.


So, no.
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
40252 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 11:20 pm to
Yeah Thomas Davis, Jared Allen and josh Norman suck
This post was edited on 12/13/15 at 11:20 pm
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
40252 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 11:20 pm to
Duh. Like you wouldn't suck off johnny?
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
66424 posts
Posted on 12/13/15 at 11:56 pm to
yeah being 6'5" 250 pounds and crazy athletic with a big arm is what a Head Coach needs.
Posted by UpstateCock2007
Columbia, SC
Member since Mar 2009
7719 posts
Posted on 12/14/15 at 3:42 am to
You're crazy if you think those are the only good players Carolina has. The offense only has a few, but the defense is stacked!

Josh Norman is a top 5 CB, and Keewan Short has 8 sacks and will probably make the Pro Bowl at DT.

Cam is a huge reason they are 13-0. He does things no other QB in the NFL can do. People just need to accept the fact that he is a beast.
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