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Posted on 1/15/18 at 11:21 pm to Tuscaloosa
Posted on 1/15/18 at 11:21 pm to Tuscaloosa
Pro tip: tell the doc to add a few extra stitches down there for ya, baw! best of luck, hope he’s healthy so Errerrerrwere Jr can frick him up later down the road without feeling bad.
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Posted on 1/15/18 at 11:26 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
The stupid feminazi delivery doctor we had literally pulled me from the safe head area, down to the business end during the crowning. I was so stunned and dizzy on my feet from the squishing sounds and the smell, I stupidly followed her and looked. I honestly couldn’t even look at my wife’s gash the same for almost two years. It’s tramatizing. I would warn against it
Posted on 1/15/18 at 11:48 pm to Tuscaloosa
I fully expect to see Tuscaloosa carrying his 3-month-old like a poorly-secured football during Running of the Gumps 2018.
We demand pics when this happens.
We demand pics when this happens.
Posted on 1/16/18 at 12:11 am to Tuscaloosa
frick your wife!
ETA ..and congrats! Best wishes for the little one and his/her mother.
ETA ..and congrats! Best wishes for the little one and his/her mother.
This post was edited on 1/16/18 at 12:13 am
Posted on 1/16/18 at 12:12 am to Tuscaloosa
DO NOT WATCH. PERIOD.
It’s borderline Madonna complex level stuff... might as well attach balls to the Mrs., you’ll very possibly never want to go there again.
Men who laugh in the face of evil have been known to self cumbust when seeing first hand the scene of which I will not call by name.
Our Savior did not intend for man to visualize that moment when a woman first introduces a newborn to the world.
Historians sometimes reference to this as the “11th Commandment” or maybe I made that up, either way just don’t turn this into some Eve/Forbidden fruit type shite by going opposite.
It’s borderline Madonna complex level stuff... might as well attach balls to the Mrs., you’ll very possibly never want to go there again.
Men who laugh in the face of evil have been known to self cumbust when seeing first hand the scene of which I will not call by name.
Our Savior did not intend for man to visualize that moment when a woman first introduces a newborn to the world.
Historians sometimes reference to this as the “11th Commandment” or maybe I made that up, either way just don’t turn this into some Eve/Forbidden fruit type shite by going opposite.
Posted on 1/16/18 at 12:12 am to Tuscaloosa
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this is an “I had sex” brag thread.
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Wife is going into labor
You’re doing it wrong!
Posted on 1/16/18 at 12:19 am to Tuscaloosa
Tuscaloosa - glad I logged in this evening to catch this news. Best of luck to your wife and yourself!!! Total congratulations to the two who of you. Enjoy the experience there is nothing that will ever come close in comparison
Posted on 1/16/18 at 4:37 am to LC412000
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Tuscaloosa - glad I logged in this evening to catch this news. Best of luck to your wife and yourself!!! Total congratulations to the two who of you. Enjoy the experience there is nothing that will ever come close in comparison
Thanks so much, LC! Got your email the other day, and I apologize for having not responded yet. I will respond and send an update ASAP.
Posted on 1/16/18 at 4:37 am to OldSchoolHorn
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DO NOT WATCH. PERIOD.
It’s borderline Madonna complex level stuff... might as well attach balls to the Mrs., you’ll very possibly never want to go there again.
Men who laugh in the face of evil have been known to self cumbust when seeing first hand the scene of which I will not call by name.
Our Savior did not intend for man to visualize that moment when a woman first introduces a newborn to the world.
Historians sometimes reference to this as the “11th Commandment” or maybe I made that up, either way just don’t turn this into some Eve/Forbidden fruit type shite by going opposite.
Posted on 1/16/18 at 5:14 am to Tuscaloosa
Dont expect good sleep for several months, but you will get through it even though it won't feel that way. I'd suggest cadillac cam newton jackson as the first name, you're welcome
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Posted on 1/16/18 at 5:24 am to Tuscaloosa
Congrats on the Secks
Eta: forreal congrats and best wishes to you and your new family.
Eta: forreal congrats and best wishes to you and your new family.
This post was edited on 1/16/18 at 5:25 am
Posted on 1/16/18 at 6:02 am to Tuscaloosa
Awww. Congrats!!! What’s the latest?
Posted on 1/16/18 at 6:08 am to Tuscaloosa
I hope your kid ends up a Auburn fan.
Posted on 1/16/18 at 6:12 am to LanierSpots
Don't watch. It'll be like waatching a Croom v Tuberville game with worse than usual offenses going at it in vagina.
Posted on 1/16/18 at 6:30 am to Tuscaloosa
Mid-January, minus 9 months, Bama fan = An A-Day game conception by my calculations. Watching Tua at QB last Spring must have gotten y’all worked up. Roll Tide!
Posted on 1/16/18 at 6:51 am to Tuscaloosa
Naming the kid Tua?
Posted on 1/16/18 at 6:54 am to Tuscaloosa
Better hospital
Posted on 1/16/18 at 7:28 am to Tuscaloosa
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Should I watch?
No. You absolutely should not watch.
Posted on 1/16/18 at 7:29 am to Tuscaloosa
I can't believe an actual woman had sex with you.
Is she your sister or your cousin?
Is she your sister or your cousin?
Posted on 1/16/18 at 8:17 am to Tuscaloosa
You will have to watch, but don't panic.
First call the on duty Veterinarian , move all the other animals out of the barn. Make sure her bridle is still in her mouth and tide to the post, don't want her moving around to much or kicking anyone.
Do you have fresh hay in the barn?
Don't use straw rope to help pull it out, use cotton rope.
Don't back into the barn with the tractor when you start pulling.
First call the on duty Veterinarian , move all the other animals out of the barn. Make sure her bridle is still in her mouth and tide to the post, don't want her moving around to much or kicking anyone.
Do you have fresh hay in the barn?
Don't use straw rope to help pull it out, use cotton rope.
Don't back into the barn with the tractor when you start pulling.
This post was edited on 1/16/18 at 8:26 am
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