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Wife is going into labor
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:07 pm
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:07 pm
Should I watch?
Also, just to be clear, this is an “I had sex” brag thread.
ETA: 26-14
Also, just to be clear, this is an “I had sex” brag thread.
ETA: 26-14
This post was edited on 1/15/18 at 9:07 pm
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Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:09 pm to Tuscaloosa
quote:I am peanut butter and jealous
this is an “I had sex” brag thread
This post was edited on 1/15/18 at 9:09 pm
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:09 pm to Tuscaloosa
Don’t watch, whatever you do, don’t watch.
I hope everything goes well.
I hope everything goes well.
This post was edited on 1/15/18 at 9:10 pm
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:10 pm to Tuscaloosa
Yes, we will help you name your child.
Rantavious Gumptard
Rantavious Gumptard
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:10 pm to Tuscaloosa
The placenta is a delicacy in many Tribal cultures, enjoy 
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:10 pm to Tuscaloosa
Congrats. Stay up around her head, and don't go down to the business end of things 
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:11 pm to Tuscaloosa
Just don't get within her reach while she's having a contraction if she goes the natural route.
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:11 pm to Tuscaloosa
Don't watch. The new life is a miracle. The fricking act of birth is a disgusting, bloody mess. It is in no way beautiful.
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:12 pm to Tuscaloosa
Your first?
You gotta be there for the first to eat the placenta dude.
You gotta be there for the first to eat the placenta dude.
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:12 pm to genro
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Yes, we will help you name your child.
Rantavious Gumptard
I’m partial to Tua Saban Crymson Tyde, myself.
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:13 pm to scrooster
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Your first?
You gotta be there for the first to eat the placenta dude.
Yep. I brought some disposable eating utensils for the placenta.
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:14 pm to Tuscaloosa
quote:oh this must be your first child congrats!
Saban Crymson Tyde
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:14 pm to Tuscaloosa
Are you going to name your kid
Hey Auburn
"Frick you"
Hey Auburn
"Frick you"
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:15 pm to Tuscaloosa
Make sure the Doc adds extra stitches.
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:16 pm to Tuscaloosa
Is this a Tuscaloosa trolling retirement thread? Good luck and congrats
Good luck and congrats Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:16 pm to Tuscaloosa
Congrats!!!!
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:17 pm to AU24
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Are you going to name your kid
Hey Auburn
"Frick you"
Hell I don’t see why not.
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:17 pm to Tuscaloosa
Homeless clinics do deliveries now?
Do you know the name of your child's mother?
Do you know the name of your child's mother?
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:18 pm to Tuscaloosa
I did . . . all 3 times, even the C-section one.
Engrained in my head forever. If you are ok with that, then by all mean, go for it. Just don't watch anything afterwards. I'm telling ya, turn away and don't look back.
Congrats!
Engrained in my head forever. If you are ok with that, then by all mean, go for it. Just don't watch anything afterwards. I'm telling ya, turn away and don't look back.
Congrats!
This post was edited on 1/15/18 at 9:19 pm
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:18 pm to jsmoove
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Is this a Tuscaloosa trolling retirement thread? Good luck and congrats
Just glad it didn’t happen a week ago. Idk how my wife would have handled me not being around for labor.
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