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re: Wife is going into labor
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:19 pm to Tuscaloosa
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:19 pm to Tuscaloosa
I anticipate young Tuscaloosa Jr. pulling a heel turn and becoming a VOLS fan in the year 2025, making internet user Tuscaloosa privately disavow his first born
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Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:19 pm to AU24
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Hey Auburn
"Frick you"
That might make a great nickname, but not a given name. But we know for damn sure what the kids first words will be.............. frick Auburn!
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:19 pm to Tuscaloosa
You can not see much if you are massaging her shoulders during the process. Be sure to strategically sit where you can not see anything reflected off the 75" flatscreen TV during the birth.
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:20 pm to Tuscaloosa
Ask about the cesarean.
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:20 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
just don't drop it ...
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:20 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Homeless clinics do deliveries now?
Do you know the name of your child's mother?
Actually, we went to a regular hospital. They can’t turn you away, even if we’re homeless.
I think her name is Auburn. Got long donged pretty good by a couple haters, and I won the long game.
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:20 pm to Tuscaloosa
You should stare into the abyss... you’ll never look at your sister/wife the same again.
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:21 pm to Tuscaloosa
Just don't name him/her after anything football related because he/she might just end up going to Auburn. It really depends on what he/she wants to be. Congrats man. 
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:21 pm to Irons Puppet
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75" flatscreen TV
What the hell kind of hospitals do you people give birth at? I was just impressed the room had a shower.
This post was edited on 1/15/18 at 9:25 pm
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:23 pm to Tuscaloosa
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Also, just to be clear, this is an “I had sex” brag thread
You poor dumb bastard this is an “I’m never having sex again” thread and you don’t even realize
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:24 pm to Warrior Poet
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You poor dumb bastard this is an “I’m never having sex again” thread and you don’t even realize
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:26 pm to Tuscaloosa
No, do not watch! And congrats
This post was edited on 1/15/18 at 9:29 pm
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:26 pm to Tuscaloosa
Congrats, it’s life changing. Enjoy your new child. Best thing in the world is raising kids.
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:27 pm to Tuscaloosa
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What the hell kind of hospitals do you people give birth at? I was just impressed the room had a shower.
Been a while, but St Vincent's "Birthing Suites" are nicer than some of the better Hotels in NYC.
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:32 pm to Tuscaloosa
Damn, I thought you were gay all this time.
Congrats baw.
Congrats baw.
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:33 pm to Tuscaloosa
frick your child
Jk grats baw
Jk grats baw
This post was edited on 1/15/18 at 9:35 pm
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:35 pm to David Ricky
quote:BAH GAAWWWD KANG. WAT IS THAT? OH MY GAWWWD, IT'S AN ORANGE HAT. NO, NO, NO, THIS ISN'T POSSIBLE
I anticipate young Tuscaloosa Jr. pulling a heel turn and becoming a VOLS fan in the year 2025
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:35 pm to Tuscaloosa
If you're Tuscaloosa, what's the name for the baby? Vance? Fosters?
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:36 pm to Tuscaloosa
What a wonderful time for you and your wife. Nothing like it. Congratulations and best wished for all!
Posted on 1/15/18 at 9:36 pm to Tuscaloosa
You want to cheer her up when a hard contraction hits whisper in her ear “Honey I think we got time for a BJ, what about it?”
She will love you big big.
She will love you big big.
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