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re: Why does LSU talk so much shite about Alabama?

Posted on 8/22/26 at 3:37 pm to
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
73215 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 3:37 pm to
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Joe McKnight sure was though.



This just in, Joe McKnight and Reggie Bush aren't the same person.


Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
24182 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 3:40 pm to
Speaking of boomers. You sure use a lot of emoticons.

Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
73215 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 3:42 pm to
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Speaking of boomers. You sure use a lot of emoticons.


Do they not come through very good on AOL?
Posted by lsudave1
Baton Metairie
Member since Jan 2005
12621 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 3:42 pm to
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
25538 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 3:43 pm to
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I do to a certain extent. The corny Boomer shite that you, Altie, and Night Vision post constantly isn't really funny though.


According to AI that makes perfect sense.

quote:

People with severe autism do experience and express a sense of humor, but it often looks very different from standard social humor. It tends to be physical, sensory, or repetitive rather than verbal or abstract, focusing on immediate experiences rather than shared social jokes.

How Humor Looks

Slapstick and physical comedy: Sudden movements, funny faces, tumbling, or exaggerated physical actions often trigger genuine laughter.

Repetitive or predictable fun: Hearing the same silly sound, repeating a predictable action, or playing peek-a-boo variations bring joy through pattern and expectation.

Sensory humor: Unusual sounds, tickling, or tactile surprises can create amusement rooted in sensory feedback.

Unconventional timing: Laughter may happen for no clear reason, or during tense or quiet moments, functioning as an emotional release or a reaction to an internal thought rather than a social joke.

Key Differences

Less social laughter: They rarely laugh just to be polite or fit in with a group.

No abstract jokes: Sarcasm, irony, and verbal puns are usually not understood because they rely on complex social context.

Literal perception: Unexpected twists in physical routines are funny, but wordplay often causes confusion rather than amusement.
Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
24182 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 3:43 pm to
I'm not the boomer dumbass, you are.
Posted by TidePod
Member since Aug 2026
67 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 3:47 pm to
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Joe McKnight sure was though.


Joe McKnight is who I meant. Unfortunately, the retard has clicked on this mistake and will autism it to death. He will be dreaming about Reggie Bush is not Joe McKnight for months and months until he latches onto another subject.

Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
73215 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 3:48 pm to
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According to AI that makes perfect sense.


I knew you were autistic, but I just assumed Night Vision and Altie were Boomers.

If you're just saying they're autistic, I guess that makes sense.

Good to know.
Posted by TidePod
Member since Aug 2026
67 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 3:50 pm to
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One of us keeps getting banned.

And it isn't me. Not that I expect you to have any self awareness.


You've already said that about 30 times in 2 days. Wrap up in a heavy blanket, lock yourself in a dark room, and unclick.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
73215 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 3:52 pm to
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Wrap up in a heavy blanket, lock yourself in a dark room, and unclick.


Is that what you do when you get banned?
Posted by TidePod
Member since Aug 2026
67 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 3:53 pm to
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I knew you were autistic, but I just assumed Night Vision and Altie were Boomers.

If you're just saying they're autistic, I guess that makes sense.

Good to know.


Posted by Bryno1960
Off River Road
Member since Aug 2013
4225 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 3:55 pm to
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Meanwhile, LSU fans interpret this as not really even caring too much about football because it doesn't improve their station in life. I'm telling you, LSU fans are legitimately retarded.


Please explain how sports actually improves someone’s circumstances in life, because in the grand scheme of things, it really doesn’t. And why insult people by calling them “retarded” simply because they have a different perspective?

How has Alabama winning a football game resulted in someone getting promoted at work or landing a higher-paying job? How has a victory solved the problems someone is facing in their personal life or suddenly made those problems disappear? When has your team winning a game actually resulted in you living a better life?

Sports can certainly bring people joy, entertainment, camaraderie, and something to look forward to, and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with being passionate about your team. But let’s keep things in perspective: a team winning or losing a game doesn’t determine the quality or success of our lives.
Posted by TidePod
Member since Aug 2026
67 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 3:56 pm to
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Is that what you do when you get banned?


If you keep repeatedly hitting the Report Post button on me, like a thousand times a day, they are going to get sick of your shite.

Patience wears thin with whining bitches after a while.
Posted by TidePod
Member since Aug 2026
67 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 3:58 pm to
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Please explain how sports actually improves someone’s circumstances in life, because in the grand scheme of things, it really doesn’t. And why insult people by calling them “retarded” simply because they have a different perspective?

How has Alabama winning a football game resulted in someone getting promoted at work or landing a higher-paying job? How has a victory solved the problems someone is facing in their personal life or suddenly made those problems disappear? When has your team winning a game actually resulted in you living a better life?

Sports can certainly bring people joy, entertainment, camaraderie, and something to look forward to, and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with being passionate about your team. But let’s keep things in perspective: a team winning or losing a game doesn’t determine the quality or success of our lives.


Sir, it is LSU fans who say football doesn't affect real life while simultaneously having their whole state's economic welfare affected by football.

That was the funny part, get it?
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
73215 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 4:01 pm to
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If you keep repeatedly hitting the Report Post button on me, like a thousand times a day, they are going to get sick of your shite.

Patience wears thin with whining bitches after a while.


I've never reported a post so I'll have to take your word for it.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
25538 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 4:01 pm to
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You've already said that about 30 times in 2 days


When sidewalk latches on to something he is like a snapping turtle, he won’t let go. He will go seven pages in a thread repeating the same thing. For weeks he will be hyper fixated on it. And then one day he will find a new favorite compulsion and he will wash, rinse, repeat.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
73215 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 4:02 pm to
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Sir, it is LSU fans who say football doesn't affect real life while simultaneously having their whole state's economic welfare affected by football.

That was the funny part, get it?


I mean, I said the first thing and I don't live in Louisiana.

Get it?
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
25538 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 4:07 pm to
Poor sidewalk got exiled from Louisiana just like LSU’s ancestors were exiled from first France and then Canada.
Posted by Bryno1960
Off River Road
Member since Aug 2013
4225 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 4:26 pm to
I get the point you're trying to make, but you're conflating two completely different things. Nobody is saying LSU football has no economic impact on Louisiana. Of course it does. LSU football brings visitors to Baton Rouge, generates spending for hotels, restaurants and businesses, creates jobs, and contributes to the local economy.

So yes, LSU football has a real economic impact. That doesn't mean an LSU victory has a meaningful personal impact on my life. Those aren't contradictory statements.

That's the funny part, you seem to be confusing the economic impact of a football program with the importance of a football game to an individual person's life or so it seems you are.

Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
35495 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 4:36 pm to
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Why does LSU talk so much shite about Alabama?



Because of a massive inferiority complex.
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