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Why did Forrest Gump choose 'Bama over Mississippi?

Posted on 9/24/21 at 10:25 am
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 9/24/21 at 10:25 am
He wanted an academic challenge

Posted by madddoggydawg
Metairie
Member since Jun 2013
6567 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 10:27 am to
Bama outbid them.
Posted by dawgman15
MS
Member since Jul 2017
286 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 10:27 am to
Breaking the ole meth pipe out before lunch, I am impressed
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71421 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 10:28 am to
One of their fans said I was obsessed. shite like this happens when I know I’m under their skin.
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
16551 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 10:28 am to
quote:

Breaking the ole meth pipe out before lunch


He's been on it for a while now
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71421 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 10:29 am to
Better than being a fatty from Mississippi
Posted by DP4Tide
Member since Aug 2021
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Posted on 9/24/21 at 10:30 am to
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71421 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 10:31 am to
Yes, found a sloot in the grove one time. She was begging for the piggy dick
Posted by dawgman15
MS
Member since Jul 2017
286 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 10:32 am to
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Better than being a fatty from Mississippi


Your girl likes my love handles
Posted by TimeOutdoors
AK
Member since Sep 2014
12123 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 10:32 am to
Alabama’s liberal laws were more inline with the views of Hollywood.
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
11448 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 10:46 am to
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Why did Forrest Gump choose 'Bama over Mississippi?
Well, he was retarded......
This post was edited on 9/24/21 at 10:47 am
Posted by Trumansfangs
Town & Country
Member since Sep 2018
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Posted on 9/24/21 at 10:50 am to
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 10:54 am to
Gave him a Dodge Charger so he wouldn’t have to run anymore
Posted by OrangeEmpire
Parts Unknown
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Posted on 9/24/21 at 10:56 am to
Posted by Pastor Mike
Florida
Member since Dec 2020
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Posted on 9/24/21 at 11:07 am to
Posted by Grateful Reb
Member since Apr 2011
8070 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 11:24 am to
quote:

Well, he was retarded......


Posted by Crimsonite94
Member since Jul 2021
3564 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 11:25 am to
Forrest was one of the best rbs we ever had
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29451 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 11:28 am to
quote:

Why did Forrest Gump choose 'Bama over Mississippi?

The Mississippi A.D. didn't want to bang his mom.
Posted by Grateful Reb
Member since Apr 2011
8070 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 11:45 am to
You seem like a really normal, emotionally stable person….

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I just got a message saying that I am a liability to this site. Of course this is not a SEC topic, but as this is where most of my friends are, so I’m posting this here. I am sure this will get removed because it is not my site and I understand the admins have full rights to do as they please. I would never hurt anything or anyone and I am a strong supporter of freedom of speech. I appreciate the message informing me and now I know. Also, this lets posters know what NOT to do. It has been fun, I have made so many friends, participated and shared so much about myself while learning about so many of you. This is not a dig at the owners as they are free to do what they feel is best. I just want to apologize sincerely letting everyone know I love them and I am sorry if I ever went beyond. On this board or any others. I will be taking this season off to reflect on things and try to change my behaviors, since it affects this site that I spend a lot of time on. Again, I love you all and Woo Pig No tranny porn because I will return one day
Posted by JJJimmyJimJames
Southern States
Member since May 2020
18496 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 11:47 am to
cause he was from Greenbow, about 30 miles south of Montgomery

of course, you also cant discount that Jenny was from Greenbow also and hauled her whore-arse to Tuscaloosa like all whore-arse women in Greenbow do..

and Birmingham
and Montgomery
and Decatur
and Dothan
and Talladega

fron Mentone to Mobile
and
from Florence to Flomaton

they have always had the corner on whore-arse women - even the out of staters these days

something about the junior college caliber of the education available there and all the whore-arse connection possibilities.

NEXT: bammer bangs goobers

[much easier]: all those whore-arse women;and they are already accustomed to all the required itching and scratching required to be around such female-types...

..which brings to mind, Alabama has the biggest gay student count in the SEC. That fir real
This post was edited on 9/24/21 at 12:05 pm
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