Started By
Message
re: Who will cry for the little corndog?
Posted on 11/19/14 at 8:56 pm to rolltide32
Posted on 11/19/14 at 8:56 pm to rolltide32
0
Posted on 11/19/14 at 8:56 pm to rolltide32
Posted on 11/19/14 at 8:57 pm to justausedcarguy
who are the 5 people that up voted this?
Posted on 11/19/14 at 8:57 pm to rolltide32
This sounded a lot better in your head didn't it?
Posted on 11/19/14 at 8:58 pm to rolltide32
"rolltide32" wins the prize for WORST threads started in the last 2 weeks. Congrats gumptard - you are on a roll. You must be so proud of your self coming up with that shite.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 9:02 pm to justausedcarguy
quote:
We don't claim this one. It's called the Updyke rule.
Uh, uh. Script A. He is yours.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 9:02 pm to rolltide32
quote:
rolltide32
I'm sure it's been said, I will say it again.
You suck!
Posted on 11/19/14 at 9:03 pm to BlackPawnMartyr
quote:FIFY
Not sure I like your poem, but you are correct. LSU fans do smell like stale piss
Posted on 11/19/14 at 9:04 pm to asphinctersayswhat
iq=32
Posted on 11/19/14 at 9:04 pm to rolltide32
quote:
Who will cry for the little corndog, let down by his team?
Who will cry for the little corndog? He cries now as he melts.
Who will cry for the little corndog? Joy he has rarely felt.
Who will cry for the little corndog? He has seen the dumpster fire.
Who will cry for the little corndog? Such a disappointed fan.
Who will cry for the little corndog? He is annually letdown.
Who will cry for the little corndog? His teams lose and lose again.
Who will cry for the little corndog? It soon becomes too hard.
Who will cry for the little corndog, that cries in every rantard?
AKA - Harvey Updyke's lame arse attempt at poetry.
AKA - rolltide32's essay that was submitted with his college application to Bama. Unfortunately he was rejected.
This post was edited on 11/19/14 at 9:07 pm
Posted on 11/19/14 at 9:04 pm to rolltide32
Posted on 11/19/14 at 9:05 pm to JBearden
quote:
iq=32
Multiply that by 4 and you are there.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 9:05 pm to LL012697
quote:
who are the 5 people that up voted this?
I did. I hope the Million Dollar Band is working on putting this to music. Would be a great part of our halftime tradition.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 9:06 pm to PepaSpray
quote:
PepaSpray
Contributing author
Posted on 11/19/14 at 9:07 pm to rolltide32
Posted on 11/19/14 at 9:10 pm to rolltide32
quote:
Multiply that by 4 and you are there.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 9:11 pm to tigerskin
<--- upvoted ...
obnoxious bama fan aside, it wasn't all that bad ...
obnoxious bama fan aside, it wasn't all that bad ...
Posted on 11/19/14 at 9:15 pm to tiderider
upvoted... if put to music it could possibly be the greatest song since Aldous Snow's African Child.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 9:15 pm to rolltide32
So much awesome in this thread 
Posted on 11/19/14 at 9:22 pm to rolltide32
That's one of the stupidest things I've ever seen on here. And that's stiff competition.
Page 2 of 6
Back to top
Follow SECRant for SEC Football News